Hihello, this is Mitchell Davis and right now if you’re watching this, that means that somebody LOVES you. Now, these aren’t my words, I don’t know you, I’ve never even, we, uh, y’know… Hi, I`m Mitchell. But, without further ado, here is THEIR LOVE, THROUGH ME, TO YOU. Okay. GO.
Okay, I’m nervous – I’m nervous! Okay, there`s something that I’ve been really wanting to tell you, that I didn’t know how to say… Hooo, ahh, uh, okay. Haha.
I love you.
Okay, now that I said it, I just, I have to elaborate, `cause I know that there’s an elaboration waiting to happen, it’s happening RIGHT NOW.
Cupid struck me *doink* with an arrow, and guess what? It filled me with this little thing called love, for YOU. I love you so much that if I had to give up my favourite food, I totally would for you, `cause I love you I just… mm, RAGHH! I-uh-I SCREAM because I love you so much. Sometimes, I see you I get so nervous `cause I love you SO much that I get diarrhea. I mean, granted it`s all butterflies, so it`s like totally okay, `cause they just fly off but, uh, it`s, uh, kinda, well, uh, actually it’s weird – we need to talk about that.
Look, I love you so much that I got you these fake roses. I know what you’re thinking; “roses, fake, why!?” Because our love’s forever, and that’s how long these’ll last. And, because they were so much cheaper than regular roses. Have you – I mean seriously, a dozen roses, alive? It’s crazy.
I love you so much, that I’ll sit through your favourite movie as many times as you want. Okay, I just – I just, for the record though, I wanna say, I don’t get why they sparkle – but I’ll watch it with you!
I love you so much, that I think the only form of me to show you how much I love you is to sing in autotune: “I’m in love with you, with you, with you – not a stripper. I’m in love with you.”
Look, if someone put our love on a scale, yeah, it would totally be heavier than an elephant… and those things are always heavy, even when they’re babies, they’re still really large.
Our love is like a river! What does that even mean? Our love knows no bounds! I love you so much, that I’ll follow you around sometimes, when you don’t even know it! Which is a little weird, I’m sorry.
Do you know all those cute things I tweet? Yeah, they’re about you. Hey, guess what, I got something for you… It’s my heart, `cause I love you. It’s actually huge, if you look at it, I mean, like, in retrospect, you’re getting more love from me than anyone else.
Holy fuck, I’m in love with you!
I’m gonna, ru-look, I’m gonna – look. Hmm, I can’t even talk I love you so much.
I love you so much, that I’m going to gallop to your house on a white horse, in a knight suit, and guess where I’m gonna take you? The beach! You want the moon? I’ll wrap a lasso around it and bring it down to you!
I love you so much, that I know that if we had, like, a huge explosion, and everything was gone, our love would still be here! That, and probably, like, a few cockroaches and bugs, maybe a Twinkie, I don’t – I – look, I’m not a scientist, I’m just in love with you.
I love you so much, that when the birds sing, I understand them! And, I just wanna go on record, birds are not happy with people. Seriously, we need to start treating them better, ‘cause they are, what they’re saying, if I’m right, it’s not good. But it’s beautiful, the way that I can understand them because of our love!
I love you so much that I spent way too much money on this background, for this video! Seriously, I’m broke.
I love you so much, that when I think about you sometimes, I start giggling, and sometimes I giggle so much that then I just pee my pants! That’s love pee – for you!
If I had dumps right now, (pfwshhh) I’d let them go, ‘cause I love you so much. There’s no way, ‘cause seriously, again, background, that was so much money.
I love you so much, that Usher is constantly playing in my head. ‘Cause, let’s be honest, his beats are all about love.
Roses are red, and violets are blue, and I love you so fucking much! You’re great! You are the bee’s knees, if bees had little, tiny knees, you’d be it.
You are the cutest of the cute, that’s how much I love you. I walk into bakeries, and I say, “I want some of that pie,” they say, “What pie?” I say, “The cutie-pie!” and then staple a picture of you there! Yeah, I got kicked out of a few bakeries, but it’s ‘cause I love you.
Look, in a nutshell, you know that feeling you get, that warm fuzzy feeling inside of you, and, it’s almost like, you feel like you’re dreaming – or you’re floating a little bit – and you’re just so happy, and you don’t know why, because you’re doing nothing, that’s love. And I feel it when I’m with you… and I just love you so much. I love you.
*Throat clearing* Okay, that was from them, those were not my words! Like I said, I don’t even know you. Between me and you, I wouldn’t send them an e-card-thing, I would just, I would just call them and tell them I love them, or better, see them in person! But, hey, I don’t know, I’m not here to tell you how to live your life! So, uh, I hope that this was, uh, enough love for you! And if not, here’s a cute dog! Mm, you’re such a cutie! Mmm! So, now it’s your turn! Send this video to someone to let them know how much you love them.