Joey:sings* Yo, dad, you need to understand that we've got Joey in the house! *sings infalsetto*
Mr.Wheeler: Shut up and get the mail!
Joey: Fine dad! Don't you have a cake in the oven or something?
Dad: What the hell? Just do what I said!
Joey: *leves out the door*
*At the mail box*
Rebecca: *looks at Joey* watcha doin?
Joey: I'm checkin the mail box, Sophie. No leave me alone.
Rebecca: who's Sophie?
Joey: *mumbles* Dumb kid, doesn't even know her own name
Rebecca: I heard that! And teddy heard it too!
Teddy: You better sleep with one eye open for the rest of you life punk!
Joey: *freaking out* AHHH evil...
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