Here are a bunch of things to do if you want to be a Ziva! DISCLAIMER-I do not own NCIS,ONLY THE DVDS!
1.Flirt with the most attractive man in your office. aka-Tony
2.Do not use contractions.
3.Fall in love, but do not let it show.-TONY!!!
4.Mix up American terms, and then say you like your own version better.
5.Appear to be emotionless, and then BANG care about co-workers!-Gibbs,DiNozzo,Abby,McGee.
6.Dress causualy for almost every occasion.-cargo pants.
7.Do not force things, they will come to you.-vending machines...
8.Wear your religion symbol around your neck.-star of David
9.To relax,clean your gun.
10.Try to resist blondes.
11.If it annoys you, kill it.-Ziva's rule #1.
12.Stay at work with Tony on Fridays and watch classic movies.
13.Avoid talking about the past.-Somalia
14.Do not trust right away,wait four years to get to know people.-DiNozzo and McGee