Hey! It's me, the one and only, Marceline; The Vampire Queen. Well, I was just minding my own business, tuning my guitar, when this creep jumped up on me and demanded an interview. I tried to sound as boring as possible so he'd leave but he wasn't having it.
Here's how it went;
(I = interviewer)
I- hey! Marceline!
M- AHHH!! HOW'D YOU GET IN! GET OUT! NOW!
I- now, now Marcy. No need to pani-
M- DON'T CALL ME THAT! GET OUT!