Dear Chris Carter,
I just wanted to give you a full report on your latest X-Files movie: Great cop story, weak X-File. I assume agents Doggett & Reyes were busy with more important things that the FBI didn't find them for this case. You had 6 years to come up with this storyline? And whose idea was it to cast Xzibit in this? We haven't seen acting like that since Mr. T was in the A Team! Oh, and that slam on President Bush and J. Edgar Hoover. I'll make you a deal: you and Gillian and David keep us safe from little green alien invaders and let real men protect us from the scum that...