1 month ago: It would've been nice for him to end after winning the European CUp in '07, but I don't want to lose him from football! He shouldn't retire until there's a managerial vacancy at Milan...

3 months ago: Go Pandora! Not that I know what it means. Or DHARMA points - I thought I did quite well on the test (87) but I still got 0 points.

3 months ago: Not even that. They're both tallish and have black hair... and that's about it. Oh, and they were both doctors, kind of.

3 months ago: I hate people who've got it in their heads that Lamarr was better - he was RUBBISH. It's just a part of human nature to oppose change, and prefer old systems. But Simon is so awesome.

4 months ago: Charlie kind of reminds me of Piggy from Lord of the Flies. He's not worthless, and is one of the only sensible characters on the island - but as far as the plot goes he has only an occasional influence. More "not particularly useful" than "worthless", really.

4 months ago: What the hell is up with Charlie's voice?! He started off just with an American accent, and now he's got a voice like a rubbish impression of an 18th century British aristocrat.

4 months ago: His Scottish accent is the funniest thing I've ever heard! It's not just not Glasweigan, it's not Scottish, and it's not even British! Is it a joke, or is he actually trying?

4 months ago: I thought it was really quiet good until for NO reason California was the sountrack.

ANyway, I'm looking forward to hearing their Mancunian and Glaswegian accents!

4 months ago: Can anyone else see a big six in the middle for no reason flash up towards the end?

5 months ago: It is the best scene ever!

Although to be honest, nothing can beat Paolo Maldini staring heroically into the sky.