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List posted over a year ago
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Found this list somewhere awhile ago and I had posted it on my Facebook. I thought I'd share it here. :-]
100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in love with you.
99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.
98: It's NEVER Lupus.
97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.
96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor...
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Guide posted over a year ago
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
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