1 month ago: Creed worldlessly strolls over to Dwight's desk. After making sure that nobody is watching him, ge takes one of the beets from Dwight's bag and secretly stuffs a dead hamster inside the bag before strolling back to his desk. He takes a bite out of his beet and gets back to work unnoticed.

Creed (talking head): Last night was wild for me. I went out with some old buddies, and ...well... long story short... I have an entire trunk full of dead rodents that must be disposed.

1 month ago: I kind of like the evil Mohinder. I don't really think that Claire has become all that sinister yet. I think that Peter having to cope with serial killing urges could be interesting. And as for, Hiro...

SPOILER!!!

He's faking Ando's death with time stopping, teleportation, a trick sword, and some fake blood.

3 months ago: We cut to Michael. He is heading to the custodial closet.

Michael: I've had a little "accident" in my office, involving Mentos and Diet Coke... The good news is: I didn't die. Bad news: I made quite a mess and I can't find anyone to clean this up. I haven't seen Howie since last weekend. I think Mose got lost on his way to work. David Brent is in the conference room crying about some guys named "Gareth" and "Tim". And I haven't been able to find the other Janitor all day...

(We cut to Janitor back on the roof. He is about to throw Michael's "Best Boss" mug off.)

Janitor: (Talking head) I don't know why, but I'm really in the mood to break things today!

We cut back to Michael, he opens the door to the custodial closet to find Ryan trying to eat his own hand.

Michael: Howie? What are you doing?

"Howie": ...So hungry... Haven't eaten in days... Are the cops gone...

Michael: Yeah, they left days ago. Have you been in here since Friday?

"Howie": (Weakly) Yeah. Since Friday. What day is it today?

Michael: Thursday!

"Howie": So... I've been locked in a closet without food or water for six days?

Michael: Yep.

"Howie": Okay. Okay. I'm gonna have to pass out right now...

Ryan faints at Michael's feet.

Michael: (Talking Head) I find it very odd that it's been six days since the other three custodians opened this closet. Perhaps I should actually start making them clean!!!

3 months ago: (Jim is sitting at his desk. It is still in the Men's bathroom)

Jim: (Talking Head) As it turns out, it's really hard to get this damn thing out of here. So, I guess that I'll just have to work in the bathroom from now on. I'll miss being able to watch Pam all day, but on the bright side, I won't have Dwight and Andy bugging the hell out of me all day.

Suddenly, Andy runs into the bathroom, he is absolutely furious.

Andy: You think you're so funny? Well, you're not. Just because you don't like my music doesn't mean that you can just sabotage my life like this. I will have my vengance. I WILL HAVE MY VENGANCE!!!

Andy runs back out. Jim looks at the camera, confused.

Jim: (Talking Head) Okay, I'm fairly sure that I'm being punished my god for my many misdeeds.

Suddenly, Jim is interrupted by a cell phone ringing. He tries to find it, only to look up and realize that his cell phone is in the ceiling.

Jim: Now, this is just ridiculous...

3 months ago: We cut to Jim going upstairs, he finds that his desk is mysteriously missing. Dwight seems to be hard at work.

Jim: Uh, Dwight, what's going on? Where's my desk?

Dwight: (Sarcastic) Oh, jeez. That is weird.

Suddenly David Brent and Creed come out of the men's bathroom. They head over to Dwight's desk.

Creed: Okay, we moved the desk. Now pay us our twenty bucks.

Dwight hands both of them their money, Jim glances at the camera.

Jim: You had my desk moved? Didn't I do that exact same thing to you before?

David (Cheerful): I helped! I was useful.

Dwight: Hey, well, you’re the one who lost the desk.

Jim: Okay, Dwight, now you're just quoting me exactly.

David (excited): I finally got to do something in the episodes.

Dwight: Oh, don't worry, Jim. I had them leave one thing from your desk.

Dwight gestures over to the corner. We see Jim's Stapler in jello. Jim just stares surprised.

David: Ya know, that makes me think about these two friends I had back in England. Well, technically only one of them was my friend. The other one was just a really cool guy who talked to me. (He starts to cry) Oh, I miss them so much.

David runs off in tears. Dwight, Creed, and Jim don't notice.

Jim: Dwight, is this about your bobblehead? Because I didn't have anything to do with that...

Dwight: YOU SHUT UP, JIM, AND YOU SHUT UP, RIGHT NOW!!!

Suddenly Andy comes up to Jim and Dwight, he has his banjo.

Andy: Hey, Tuna. Dwight's paying me twenty bucks to play you a song...

Andy starts playing the tune of Rainbow Connection

Andy: Y-way are-way ere-thay o-say any-may ongs-say about-way ainbows-ray? And-way at's-way on-way e-thay other-way ide-say?

Dwight evilly coddles his own hands. Jim looks at the camera oddly amused.

Jim: (Talking head) Yeah. I think I know what's happening. Apparently Dwight's been paying attention over the years to all the pranks that I've been pulling, and he's trying to replicate them against me. I'm actually kind of impressed... Dwight's got a bit of an evil genius side to him.

3 months ago: Let's see...

Steve Carell as Luigi
Ray Park (Darth Maul and Toad) as Fox
Neil Flynn (Janitor) as Captain Falcon

4 months ago: (Say, Spike, I don't think that we really need to "End the episodes". This should all be one long on-going story.)

Dwight: Jim stole my Bobblehead!

Jim (Turns over to them): No, I didn't.

Dwight: Yes, you did.

Jim: No. I. Did. Not.

Jim: (Talking head)I really didn't...

Michael: Oh, just give him back his bobblehead.

Jim: I didn't take it.

Dwight: Of course, you did. Who else would take it.

(Cut to Janitor on the roof. He is repeatedly poking Dwight's bobblehead.

Janitor: Heh. Heh. I love these things! I'm almost going to regret this.

Janitor suddenly throws the bobblehead over the roof for no real reason. He shrugs non-chalantly and walks away

Cut back to the office. Dwight is yelling at Jim.

Dwight: For the last time, Jim. Give. Me. Back. My. Bobblehead.

Jim: I don't have it, Dwight.

Dwight runs off exasperated. Oscar strolls over to Jim.

Oscar: So, what'd you do with Dwight's bobblehead?

4 months ago: I'll take Creed.

4 months ago: As the police leave the building, Janitor goes into the custodial closet. He opens it to find “Howie”.

Ryan: Are the cops gone?

Janitor: Nope!!!

Ryan: Okay… Just can you please come get me when they’ve left?

Janitor: Of course.

Janitor slams the closet shut and leaves “Howie” alone.

Janitor: (Talking head) Yes, I do know that the police left. And I will eventually tell him. Tomorrow. (Pause) Oh, wait, today’s Friday, isn’t it? Tomorrow’s my day off… I guess he can wait until Monday. Afternoon. If I don’t forget about him, that is!!!

4 months ago: Michael (Talking head): I have been given a great little task. Today, I was ordered to hire a custodian for the building. And, instead of hiring one as they asked. I hired Four!!! Which means that I did four times the job that I was supposed to! The first guy, I hired because he just oozed charisma and... well... awesomeness!!!"

Cut to David Brent in a janitorial uniform. He is cleaning a toilet.

David: (singing sadly) If you don't know me, by now. You will never ever really know me. Ooh... (Gets onto his knees and starts to sob) I hate my life...

Michael: (Talking Head continues) The second guy I hired used to work in a hospital. I hired him because... well... he scares me!!!

We cut to the Janitor from Scrubs lounging around in the break room. Stanley goes up to him.

Stanley: Theres a mess in the kitchen.

Janitor: So? I'm on break.

Michael: (Talking head continues) And I also hired Mose as a favour to Dwight...

We cut to Mose diligantly and happily taking out the trash.

Michael: (Talking Head continues) Oh, and I also hired some guy name Howie. Because. Well. There's just something about him that I really like...

We cut to the fourth janitor, "Howie", who is obvioiusly Ryan without his beard and wearing a fake mustache.

Michael: (Talking Head continues) Oh, by the way. On a completely unrelated matter, I hear that Ryan broke out of prison!!! I wonder where he went...