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Cally Irvin
Female, 19 years old
United States of America   Probably hiding, Under Joe Jonas's bed. ;)
Fanpopping since March 2008
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Gerard's Dance: Chapter One

Fan fiction posted 4 months ago
Gerard Way Disclaimer: I do not own Gerard Way. I'm pretty sure he owns himself. This is NOT anything against Lyn-Z! This is in kind of a parallel universe where gerard has no band, but is still friends with every band member. The storyline is of Gerard, a famous artist, who is searching for human models to paint. Along the way he comes across a beautiful ballet dancer named Emily Dameur. Follow the sad, heart-melting, romantic, and sometimes blissful tale of these two in Gerard's Dance. Enjoy.

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Of Flowers and Showers

Fan fiction posted 4 months ago
Joe Jonas' future wives Warning: contains graphic (shower) sex. If you are offenses by such material, then turn away now.


So yeah, Im back. My other sequel got deleted.... Somehow. So Im writing another one! So the plot is basically this: My husband Joseph runs in on me taking a shower when trying to get water from the sink for his vase of flowers...




I always enjoyed my shower time. I could spend up to two hours under the nice hot water, taking my time and washing my problems away.
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Let's Prove the Doctors Wrong

Fan fiction posted 4 months ago
Joe Jonas' future wives Warning: contains graphic sex and viewer discretion is advised


Ok, so this is based off of a dream I had a couple nights ago. It's about Joe and I, married. And we just found out we couldn't have kids....



The drive home was a quiet one. It was raining, and the day had gone by slowly.

Joseph, my husband, was driving, one hand on the steering wheel the other on his cheek; elbow pressed against the window. I was looking down at my feet, too upset and shocked to say anything worthwhile.
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really cheesy pickup lines

List posted 4 months ago
Random 1. I've got my library card and im checking you out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are you wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those cookies for sale?
5. You must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are you a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep you in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. You wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
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For the Saturn obsessed Ladies....

List posted 9 months ago
Galactic Commander Saturn A lot of girls have fallen for our favorite blue-eyed commander. Too bad he isn't real, right? With his seductive stare, cute laugh, awesome hair, deep eyes, and eleven inches of hardness, he's hard to resist.
Now, I shall list five things Saturn has done in random fanfictions. In your comments, rate it on a 1/10 scale of seductiveness.
1. Dropping a towel
2. Licking jell-o off your nose
3. Removing his shirt and meowing
4. Moaning
5. Allowing you to lap-dance him/straddle him
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