It was my best friend’s deepest secret, and it would be impossible to keep. Why in the world would he tell anyone that? Now I have to tell someone. He’s ruined all of our lives.
It started like any other day in the middle of nowhere, USA, a.k.a. Johnstonburg. It isn’t even in a legal state. I was hanging out with the only other boys at my school, and my only other friends, Billy, Will, and Jake. School just ended for the summer and we couldn’t let the celebration begin without a little trouble around the town. We grabbed the bread we’d saved since the start of the last school...