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SIGNS that you are too DRUNK !!!

Opinion posted over a year ago
Random 1) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6) You sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Quotes about backstabbing and ex-friends.

Opinion posted over a year ago
Random [b] -Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the day i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to you does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who you are.
When you're down, you know who your friends are.

There once was a girl and she was pregnant

Article posted over a year ago
Creative Outlet My friends got a text message and it had this in it please tell me what you think.
Month 1: hi mommy, I'm in your stomach. It's very comfortable in here. I'm not ready to leave yet.
Month 2: Mommy, I'm still very small but I can't wait to meet you!
Month 3: I'm starting to grow! before you know it I'll be big and strong!
month 4: mommy, I'm a girl aren't you proud? I can't wait to be your little princess :)
month 5: guess what mommy? I have hair and I really like it!