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Opinion posted over a year ago
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Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
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Opinion posted over a year ago
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1) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6) You sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
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Opinion posted over a year ago
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[b] -Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?
-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.
-While you're stabbing my back, you can kiss my ass too.
-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the day i thought i could trust you.
-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to you does not matter to me
-When your up, your friends know who you are.
When you're down, you know who your friends are.
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