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5 Reasons Why I Suck at Writing

Opinion posted over a year ago
Biggerstaff Family [i]I realize that this looks like a Cracked article, which is sort of intentional, but not really. More like, I came up with the idea and realized that Cracked may or may not have inspired me.

Anyway, I thought of writing this last night before I fell asleep, so now I feel like I need to write it. It's mainly me rambling about... you guessed it! How I suck at writing. Though, it's not really sucking, it's just more the fact that I hate writing anything from articles like this to papers for school to even the smallest comments. It's even weird...
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Oh, Martina (For Gemonk's Belated Birthday)

Article posted over a year ago
Biggerstaff Family My other gift was going to suck balls, so I decided to dick around and rewrite the lyrics of My Wena. :P (I hope the pun made sense lol)


Her name's Martina
Hey, have you seen her
Flirting with her crush named "Travis"
She gets so angry
But really flattered
When someone says she could be a Mrs.

She has many Fanpop frieeeeends
She's a friend to the end

Martina is lonely tonight
She's cries when someone is offline
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Three Cheers for Sweet VampiresRevenge

Opinion posted over a year ago
Biggerstaff Family Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another article idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)
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My Favorite Shows (a.k.a. Mary is Bored / A Copycat)

List posted over a year ago
Biggerstaff Family 1. Criminal Minds
Description: A section of the FBI, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or BAU), profile criminals to solve crimes. A lot of psychology + crime solving = happy Mary.
How I Found It: My bro recommended it.
High Point: Spencer Reid and all of his nerdiness/adorableness. (Nerdiness isn't a word?! Stupid dictionary... Anyway, he's nerdy).
Low Point: JJ and Prentiss getting cut from the show. CBS, I hate you.
Favorite Character: Spencer Reid, like you couldn't tell.
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Can 35 Million Book Buyers Be Wrong? Yes. (by: Harold Bloom)

Review posted over a year ago
Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Taking arms against Harry Potter, at this moment, is to emulate Hamlet taking arms against a sea of troubles. By opposing the sea, you won't end it. The Harry Potter epiphenomenon will go on, doubtless for some time, as J. R. R. Tolkien did, and then wane.

The official newspaper of our dominant counter-culture, The New York Times, has been startled by the Potter books into establishing a new policy for its not very literate book review. Rather than crowd out the Grishams, Clancys, Crichtons, Kings, and other vastly popular prose fictions on its fiction bestseller list, the Potter...
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