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Opinion posted over a year ago
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Okay homeskillet and homeskilletettes. Before you write a movie-mov, you have to follow ten major steps.
1. Give yourself a year to write it...but don't get started until 364 days in. The dialogue will flow more naturally on the fly with eight hours and a hundred pages to go.
2. Come up with a super genius funny gimmick like I did in Juno with the barfing in Bren's urn. I was so proud of that. So so proud of it. DIDN'T YOU THINK IT WAS CLEVER?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Opinion posted over a year ago
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Perhaps the amazing underlying subtext of Juno is that if society treated women better and had more respect for their tastes they'd be given better things then what's on the screen to put on a pedestule. Juno has a chair placed throughout in order to make it seem artsy and deep. They never show Juno and her friend being sold Life Saver dots and being told they're acid, which means we also don't get to see how warped and tripped out they pretend they are as a result. Juno is like a school day during a blizzard. A deflated football everyone tries to push over the goalline.
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Opinion posted over a year ago
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juno: you're taking soupy sales to prom while I'm pregnant!
bleeker: yeah well you're the one who broke my heart first I should be super pissed at you
juno: well...I'm a planet!
bleeker: that's it? That's how you're gonna win the argument Mott the Hoople homeskillet way beyond my maturity level Greta Rauss? Diablo Cody Airlines would be funny. The most heavily decorated plane that ever crashed.
Juno is an excursion through that dorm at the big state college where you think it's a bunch of people who are very insightful but...
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Opinion posted over a year ago
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Hi all. Juno sucks. If you want a good example of what the nice lady underneath this post says, see jackie brown or sleepaway camp. Sleepaway camp is a wonderful example of female empowerment kicking butt. It's like Munich for the weird girl. Juno would have worked alot better if Alison Janney were the focus but all the teenagers would have stayed from it. Lots of good parts in Juno but they're wasted. Lots of good OBSERVATIONS in Juno...and they're wasted.
Forget juno. Anyone could have written it. Watch how Diablo Cody wants more then anything to make the "dream big!" point--...
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Opinion posted over a year ago
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it's the most unbelievable news everybody! As it turns out, with the success of remade movies like Batman and Halloween and all that, they're going to remake "Reservoir Dogs". And who's been signed to write the script? DIABLO CODY!!! I'll tell you it's going to be an all-star cast. And singing and dancing! And Roger Rabbit! Here are the details, I don't wanna give em away SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!
1) The theme is going to be "You Went And Saved The Best For Last" by Vanessa Williams.
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