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Why did the chicken cross the road, X-Files style!!!

List posted 5 months ago
The X-Files Ok, I did not write this myself, and have been unable to find out who did (if you know, please let me know!) but I have a feeling it was a group effort. I remembered reading these YEARS ago - and laughing my ass off - and thought I'd look them to share with you. Enjoy!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A:

Fox Mulder: No government agency has jurisdiction over the chicken. The chicken is out there, Scully, and we will find it.

Dana Scully: There is a logical, scientific explanation for the chicken crossing the road. We need more...
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20 things to do while waiting for season 5...

List posted 6 months ago
Bones Ok, I know a lot of you enjoyed the first one of these I did, and I kinda didn't want to do another just in case it wasn't funny but I'm suffering from SERIOUS Bones withdrawal and was very unhappy with the end of Season 4 so I thought I'd try to knock out another list. Hope you like 'em!


1. Start using complex scientific language in everyday conversation. This may take some research and time (wikipedia is wonderful!) but we have almost four months to fill people! While using said language, if the people you're talking to claim they 'don't know what you're talking...
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20 things to do while waiting for Hero In The Hold to air...

List posted 10 months ago
Bones Ok, after watching the two incredible episodes that aired this week - and Fitch added (thank-you again) - it occurred to me that we have to wait another two weeks before HITH airs. This left me thinking about what I am going to do to pass the time until my next Bones fix. This is what I came up with...

1. Start hanging round karaoke bars. Sing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' each time your name is up until they throw you out.

2. Apply for the FBI. You can do this here.
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SVU Writing Contest

Fan fiction posted 1 year ago
SVU Fanfiction Olivia was cold and tired. This case was really beginning to suck.....

She strode angrily back towards their parked sedan. Winter was ending, the snow that had carpeted the city streets had long since transformed into a slurry of ice and grime beneath her feet. In her haste to put distance between herself and her partner she had overlooked this fact, but was still surprised when the combination of water and the unknown oily residue one could only find in New York City caused her feet to slip, tilting her off balance.
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