8 days ago:
AWESOME! Unsolicited offers for people to send photos to me are always welcome, as are any other ways in which Fanpop can suffer all the social ills of Facebook! Just note these items from my Playgirl centerfold back in the 90s:
Harold's Turn-ons:
* long walks on the beach
* creative new get-rich-quick-by-helping-me-exchange-my-vast-savings-of-foreign-currency offers (I have a world map with little flag pins in it showing all the countries from which I've received such offers)
* cuddling by the fire
* hearing that random faceless people are interested in an intimate relationship with me, especially when we've never interacted at all previously. Who can spare the time for all that getting-to-know-each-other crap, anyway? I especially favor unshaven, middle-aged Australian men masquerading as college co-eds.
* laughing at my jokes
Harold's Turn-offs:
* writing "I" in lower-case. I hated it when it was just Ziggy, how much more will I hate it when you do it?
* users without profile pictures
* obvious spam. Put some effort into it, for pete's sake! Don't just paste in virgin copy! Give me some illusion that there's a real person online somewhere!
* enthusiasm for the Star Wars prequels. Nothing kills a romantic encounter like "Ooh, baby, you know episode 3 was actually pretty good!"
* failing to use spaces to separate words
* incoherent flames. If you are going to react out of all proportion and start attacking someone, at least have it scan well, so that people can follow your tirade.
* posting on a web site only to advertise for another site, especially a dating site.