1 year ago: except i don't think the blue bird was weird, it was fuckin bitchin.
she looked absolutely stunning.

1 year ago: please don't kill me for saying this, but i can understand why fanpop might not be someone's cup of tea. i love fanpop for the most part, but it also encourages people to connect on a shallow level of common interests. there's more to life than what you're a fan of, that's all.

1 year ago: my mom found a bong in my room and wanted to drug test me. praise allah she didn't.

1 year ago: i'm going to china this summer...but japan is my ultimate goal. it has the best roller coasters and the hello kitty factory.

1 year ago: i would add "smoke a bowl" but that would probably get me in trouble

1 year ago: Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter (of The State/Stella)
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo (I sold them tickets to Atonement)
Jason Schwartzman (at a screening of The Darjeeling Ltd)
Ben Stein (at a screening of Expelled)
Jason Reitman (the director of Juno/Thank You for Smoking)

i would die if i met tyra banks/ricky gervais/tina fey/john cleese

1 year ago: I'm choosing it jamfan4!

"oh i forgot...in the states you call it a sausage in the mouth!"
"actually we just call it a sausage."

1 year ago: Lindsay has style.

1 year ago: marta was a cutie.
jessie was a pyscho.

1 year ago: i loved her as the hooker in the valentine's day episode.