1 year ago: the bong and the glass pipe

1 year ago: joints waste more weed, but if you smoked enough you could equally as high as you could from a pipe.

1 year ago: on dressing up for the movie in 2009?
yes, it's too far away, but i'm currently on the hunt for a bluth banana suit.
or maybe i should ride a segway to the theater with a shirt that says "george bush doesn't like black puppets" ?

1 year ago: when tobias comes out of the changing room wearing a speedo over his cutoffs...
"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

OR

when michael is talking to his family...
"I got a job...You know, something you apply for and they pay you to... Never mind, I don't want to ruin the surprise."

genius.

1 year ago: 1) A nevernude is exactly what it sounds like.
2) Portugal is in South America.
3) When driving a stair car always be aware of "hanger-ons"
4) We must do everything we can to eradicate BS
5) NO TOUCHING when visiting someone in prison!
6) You cannot return a frozen dove to the pet store for a refund.
7) It's not easy being white OR brown
8) Chickens can, and often do, dance
9) A trick is something a whore does for money or candy
10) How to make a mayonegg
11) Never call Orange County the O.C.
12) The UK has 3 houses of parliament
13) That's why you always leave a note
14) Birds will walk on your pillow
15) If you have a hook for a hand, you are half machine
16) Never give up the animation rights.
17) Be very careful when using a cornballer!
18) They don't allow bees in prison
19) Hermano is Spanish for Brother
20) How the saw-a-woman-in-half illusion works

1 year ago: 13 Michael Bluth
9 Lindsay Bluth Fünke
16 George Oscar "G.O.B." Bluth II
13 George Michael Bluth
8 Maeby Fünke
14 Byron "Buster" Bluth
13 Tobias Fünke
7 George Bluth Sr.
9 Lucille Bluth
9 Oscar Bluth
5 Barry Zuckerkorn
2 Ann Veal
5 Hel-loh "Annyong" Bluth
9 Steve Holt
9 Lucille (Two) Austero
13 Mrs. Featherbottom
9 Gene Parmesan
0 Kitty Sanchez

-Michael Bluth
-Maeby Fünke
+Lucille Two

1 year ago: I think Tyra Banks is a little bit above the rest of humanity. I would love to see her rule the world. Like actually.

2 years ago: How long she would talk, how many times she would say "awesome," and how many romantic comedies she would name.

What is the name of the HR Representative that David Wallace speaks about in a way resembling Michael and Toby?

2 years ago: I just came back from their concert...their live performance is so fucking bitchin.
Has anyone else seen them live?

2 years ago: Put on the Sade and spritz on some musk! I'm going to truth you all night long! This is The Colbert Report!

OR

I'm attacking America's enemies like a spurned astronaut. This is the Colbert Report!