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Fan fiction by Peaceandlove67 posted 7 months ago
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One day, as Hillel and I were walking around the campus to kill time, my roommate showed up with two guys who looked like thugs. My roommate said, "Oh, if it isn't Letty, the girl who hates rap music." I said, "It's okay if I can understand the words. That's why I like Red Hot Chili Peppers. When Anthony Kiedis raps, I can understand what he's saying." She said, "Let's get her, boys!" My roommate and the thug guys charged at me. They were ready to beat me. Hillel jumped in front of me and shouted, "If you want to beat her up, you'll have to get through me!" They began beating on him. I cried, "Hillel!" He said, "Run, Letty! Run and hide!" I ran as fast as I could. I found the campus police and told them what was happening. In the blink of an eye, they rushed to the scene and pulled my roommate and her thug friends off of Hillel. He wasn't moving. My heart sank. Am I too late?, I thought. I slowly walked up to him. I knelt down beside of him and said, "Hillel, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have got you into this." I began to cry. He opened his eyes and asked, "Did the campus police take them away already?" I still had tears in my eyes. I cried, "Hillel! You're all right!" He...
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Article by RetroRock64 posted 7 months ago
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Hello, everyone! I've been meaning to write this for a while. Antonia actually gave me the idea on how I got my Malamute puppy, Layla, so here it goes.

I wanted to get another dog to be a companion for my English Setter, Theo. More than anything, I missed having more than one furry friend. I once had a gerbil named Peanut, but he died after a year or so. I wanted something that lived longer than a pocket pet, so I decided, "Why not get another dog?" I started looking at different breeds.

I initially thought about getting a Canaan Dog, but I couldn't find any breeders anywhere in the United States. I later looked into the Maltese, but it has really extensive grooming needs. I then looked into the Alaskan Malamute, and I fell in love with the breed.

After looking into the the Malamute, I decided to find a Malamute rescue. I found one in Tennessee, and that's where I met Layla. She was born October 12, 2017 to a terrible breeder. The dogs were kept outside with no shelter at all. They were in the mud, too. The only bright side is all the dogs were healthy. The breeding wasn't intentional, (apparently), and the woman who found Layla and named...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash didn't believe in your ghost.
Snips: Neither did I. It was only a pretend ghost story on television.
Pinkie Pie: Ach.
Snails: Ach?
Pinkie Pie: That's german for oh.

Later that night, Pinkie had to rush to the store to get more flour for Mr, and Mrs. Cake. She liked running in the dark, and was thinking of throwing a party because of this.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every year on the day of the accident, the ghost pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are you talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony. I'm not scared! *Flies away*
Snips: *Arrives with Snails*
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash didn't believe in your ghost.
Snips: Neither did I. It was only a pretend ghost story on television.
Pinkie Pie: Ach.
Snails: Ach?
Pinkie Pie: That's german for oh.

Later that night, Pinkie had to rush to the store to get more flour for Mr, and Mrs. Cake. She liked running in the dark, and was thinking of throwing a party because of this.
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Article by SentinelPrime89 posted 7 months ago
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It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Come join the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.

We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
Duck and goose flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?

We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
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Opinion by NagisaNoCherry posted 7 months ago
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Mnet getting caught editing to make someone look bad? What new?
By now most of us know about Mnets messy editing. Shows like Unpretty and pervious seasons of Produce have introduced us to it. But if you're like me and haven't watched lots of Korean TV shows allow me to explain.

This happened in pervious seasons. To none other than the center herself Jeon Somi.



This is done to make the audience tune in next week and for most of the time it's innocent and doesn't affect the members popularity or image. To cause drama more people will want to watch the show. However it can have a negative effect if not done right.

This leads me into why I'm writing this rant. So on the most recent episode groups are formed and they choose the song they want to perform. Let's look into Team 2 that was suppose to perform AOA Short Hair. The members have to chose a leader and a center. Sain was the leader and also wanted to be the center (which is kinda greedy). But others spoke up and said that if she's the center it would be Sain and the girls.
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted 7 months ago
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Man: Come on, girl. Don’t be like that
*A skinny man with ratty hair were standing in front of a woman at a bar. She had been doing her best to ignore them, but they had decided to sit at the table, doing what they could to get her attention*
Woman: I told you to go away
Man: Aw, come on. Why don’t we go and have some fun. Who knows, you may just like what I got for you, babe
*The woman struck the man across the face with a slap. The man only chuckled as he punched the woman across the face, sending her to the floor*
Man: I tried to be a nice guy, but you just had to be a stupid bitch!
*As he got up to grab her, a man stepped in between him and the woman. The man wore a striped black and white shirt underneath an open black leather jacket and black trousers. His black hair was shiny with hair gel. He kept his hands in his pocket as he looked at the man*
Greaser: We got a problem here?
Man: Why don’t you fuck off before you get hurt
Greaser: It don’t work that way, buddy. I suggest you step on out of here
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Fan fiction by aldrine2016 posted 7 months ago
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Buttercup refused to hesitate as she started to beat the living crap out of her boyfriend Ace's partners. She had just found out his despicable secret plan: to destroy her sisters and take over Townsville. Now knowing that he's been caught in the act, Ace tried to deny it.

Ace: I'm innocent! The boys, they put me up to it! Honest!

However, Buttercup saw through those lies, having exposed her "crush" as a bad guy. Without thinking twice, she gave him the beating of a lifetime, and it's painful as hell! As Ace got his just desserts, his shades fell in front of Buttercup and her sisters, who were still trapped in car cubes.

Blossom: Buttercup... what's been going on?

At first, Buttercup just stared at her sisters as if she was like a speechless statue or something. She knew in her mind that her irresponsible decisions, such as bullying Bubbles, would lead to trouble. But, as much as she is a tough tomboy, she still cares for her sisters through thick and thin. That is when she finally gave in, wrapping her arms around the car cubes her sisters were still trapped in.
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Opinion by deedragongirl posted 7 months ago
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Team Belle?
Hi guys, I'm going to be writing why I felt that Cinderella is better than Beauty and the Beast. No, it's not their animated counterparts, I'm referring to their respective live-action counterparts.

The Characters

In Cinderella, the title character's role was expanded unlike her animated counterpart. Her character development has significantly improve and I'm very happy about it, because we get to more about Cinderella and how she got her trademark name. Which is taken from the original fairy-tale!
Whereas in Beauty and the Beast, they actually copycat the animated feature, Belle's and the Beast's characters are almost identical to their animated counterparts. I was not particularly very happy with the Beast at all, because he's not very hotheaded and ferocious enough, especially during the West Wing scene!
Honestly speaking, I have no comments on both Gaston, Lady Tremaine. But Anastasia and Drizella were also for comic relief, to which I truly appreciate it! Finally, the enchanted objects are not so self-centred as their animated counterpart. To which the latter's true nature were shown in Humans Again, a song to which I grew to...
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Opinion by tramadolshop posted 7 months ago
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Fan fiction by PurpleDragon02 posted 7 months ago
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Scene 1:
(Movie starts out at the den. Everyone is there, Kate, Humphrey, the pups, and Garth and Lilly. It's Father's Day and Winston and Eve and Tony will soon be arriving. Humphrey is watching the pups to make sure they don't get into trouble.)
Kate: Humphrey, could you and Lilly help me finish up Dad's gift? I want it to be perfect.
Humphrey: But Kate, what about the pups?
(Marcel and Paddy arrive.)
Marcel: That is where we come in.
Kate: Marcel, Paddy!
Humphrey: Guys, we're so glad you could make it.
(Marcel and Paddy look around the den.)
Paddy: Well, it looks like everyone's here.
Lilly: And just in time. They'll be here any minute.
Kate: Which is why we need to hurry up and get this done.
(She motions to Winston's gift. (I need help figuring out what it should be.))
Kate:(to Marcel and Paddy) Would you mind watching the pups while Humphrey helps me with this?
Marcel: Of course.
(Not much time passes until Winston and the others show up. Kate and Humphrey quickly move Winston's gift out of view.)
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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In Melmac, Flo, Bob and Gordon Are Walking In The Sidewalk. Gordon Watched As Zombie Pressfor Growls In The Air.

He Attacked Gordon Shumway Insanely.

“GOORRRRRDDDDOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!” Flo Screamed.

Gordon Is now Found Dead In The Forest.


Flo And Bob Cried And Screamed When He Passes Away.

Gordon Woke Up And Then Yellow Eyes Glowed To Reveal a Zombie Attack.

A slopped blood pops over the Zombified red blood and looked like a evil zombie Alf. He runs to attack skip.

“I don’t know how it is?” Flo Shumway Cried.

“I had to Know to keep him alive” Skip Nodded.

“Yeah. I have an idea!” Rick Exclaimed.

“My Boyfriend’s Dead And Became Zombie!” Rhonda Growled.

“I don’t think you can get any infected by you” Stella Said.

“That’s right” Bob Shumway said “we think to know about it”

“Dad, my brothers dead” Curtis Cried.
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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Augie has To Release Her Part And Then, She is Suddenly That Happen. Zombie Skip,Zombie Rick and Zombie Gordon Came Up.

“WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Augie Screamed.

She Runs To Hill And Then, Zombies Chasing Her Away.

Augie Watched As Zombie Curtis Growled At Her.

“Oh My Gosh!!!!!!” She Yelled At Him.

Zombie Flo And Zombie Bob Growled Which That Want To Eat Her Brains Off.

“WHHHYYYYYY!!!!!” Augie Screamed Loudly.

Then, Zombie Gordon Shumway Needing To Attack Larson Petty. He Ate Larson Petty’s Brain.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!” He Let Out Green Blood Curdling On The Ground And Dies Slowly.

Augie Growled Her Conservative Wrath.

She Run Off The Screen.

As The Sun Rises. Gordon, His Family, His Trio And Others Went Back To Normal.


”Has this Zombies come to life?” Augie nodded.

Skip coughed 3 Times.

“Are You Okay?” Augie Asked Him.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Republic Soldier 60: Major Olkan just contacted us on the hologram. His team captured Twilek Bridge.
Republic Soldier 52: Good. Let's move.

U-Wings, and Rebel Transports started heading towards Naboo.

Itola was one of the cities that they started heading for.

Imperials: Enemy ships up there!! *Firing cannons at three U-Wings*
Republic Soldier 25: *Holding one of the dummy paratroopers* Okay Rupert. Do your duty for the Republic, and everyone on Naboo. *Drops Rupert*
Stormtroopers: Move up! Paratroopers are landing in that field!

Rupert started setting off his miniature explosions, and the Empire thought they were real blaster shots.

Stormtrooper 50: Get down! Return fire!!
Imperials: *Shooting out into the field with E11's, and DLT19's*

Inside one of the main buildings, Orrian went to see Captain Needa.

Orrian: Captain, we got a problem.
Captain Needa: I heard. The Republic is dropping soldiers into Itola, and Reston.
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Fan fiction by zdrmonster posted 7 months ago
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Pikachu; I found a Can with bread charmander lets bring it to Xatu.

Xatu: is that? CANNED BREAD!

(Xatu says "CANNED BREAD" for 10 hours)

Pikachu: Whats wrong?

Charmander: yeah whats wrong?

(Xatu says "CANNED BREAD" for 23 hours)

A random Chikorita: CANNED BREAD

A random Squirtle: CANNED BREAD

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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 months ago
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Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* Pink Flamingo
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast

WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various youtube reviews.

Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..





So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL animals simply to make "realistic".. This deeply upset the cast.

And the main girl refused to show her tit during a sex scene.. So the director fucking HIT HER!

Plus there's the fact he told none of the cast to appear in public, to make it seem more real.. Which as we all know, TOTALLY never backfires into him being accused of murder..
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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Augie And Curtis Woke Up That Zombie Flo Shumway is Ripping And Tearing Stella The Waitress Apart When She’s Screaming.

Stella Slowly Died Suddenly As Zombie Flo Ate Her Flesh And Then A Green Blood is Curdling On Her.

Flo’s Mother Ran To Her As Augie And Curtis Crying Immediately As She Gasped In the Air.

“Stella is Dead!” Augie Cried

“Don’t cry, Augie, that’s the zombie attack alert” Curtis Cried.

Then, Zombie Sergeant Staff Bite Flo’s Mother Off Of Her Arm.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” She let out a green blood curdling out of her When turns red.

Curtis And Augie Walked Away.

Then, Stella Woked Up As Her Opens Her Yellow Glowing Eyes.

“ZOOOOOMMMMMBBBIIIIEEEEEESSSS!!!!” Stella Roared As Zombie.

Flo’s Mother Woke As Her Yellow Glowing Eyes Opened.


“BRRRRRRRAAIIIINNNSSSSSS!!!!” She Roared.

They’re encounter to attack Curtis.
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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Meanwhile in Melmac, Gordon Shumway Woke Up To The Sound ofRhonda’s Scream as Zombie Bob Shumway Growled At Her And Ripping Out Of the Flesh. He Saw His Father Ripping And Tearing Rhonda Apart. A Green Blood Came Out of Rhonda’s.

Rhonda Died Slowly Painfully.

Gordon Shumway Started Crying Over Her.

Then, He Went Inside His House And Went Over To Sleep When He Missed His Parents Nearby. He is Heartbroken and Then, Curtis And Augie Came.

“What’s a Matter, Gordon?” Curtis Asked.

“My Girlfriend Got Killed!” Gordon Cried.

“Awwww. Don’t cry” Augie Said Sadly “It’s Just a Home”

Then They Hugged Him.

Later, Gordon Shumway Walked Into Street. He Sighed.

Gordon Turned Around To See A Girl Opening Her Eyes To Reveal Yellow Glowed-Eyes. It Was Rhonda.

Then She Attacks Gordon Shumway.

A Little Brother And Baby Sister Woke Up To Sound of Gordon’s Scream.
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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“Careful Gordo!” Rick Exclaimed.

Gordon Shumway Walked And Skip is Singing his Song Immediately.

Rick Got Bitten By Zombie Sergeant Staff.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!” He Cried As Gordon and Skip Gasped.

Rick Fusterman Still Died. A Green Blood is Dripping on The Ground As it Turns Red.

Skip and Gordon Cried Over His Death. And then, Gordon Gets Back To His Room And Drifted To Sleep.

Meanwhile At Night, Rick Fusterman Woke Up Secondly His Eyes Opened to Reveal A Yellow Glowing Eye.

Meanwhile, Skip and Gordon is Confused.

“Gordo I Need Me Help” Skip Nodded His Head And Then, Gordon Shumway Singed And Hummed As He Nodded His Head.

Zombie Sergeant Staff Came And Bites Skip’s Leg Off.

Skip Slowly Dies “GOOOORRRRRRDDDOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!” He let Out a Green Blood Curdling On Him And His Green Blood Turns Red And He’s Already Dead.

Gordon Shumway Started Crying As Over His Death.
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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Flo Shumway is a Asleep In Bed with Gordon. Gordon Shumway Walked Into The Kitchen And Cleans The Floor Up.

Flo Shumway Woke Up To Sudden Zombie Growling Noises. She Walked Into Outside And She Knows the Street Lived Up the Way.

“Gordon! Gordon!” She Shouted.

Flo Walked Slowly Before Zombie Bob Shumway Bites Her Arm.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!” She Screamed. A Green Blood Still Curdling In Her Arm When Blood Turns Red. She Died Suddenly.

Gordon Shumway Ran To Her. He Screamed And Cried Slowly When She Passed Away.

Gordon Got Back To His Room And Drift To Sleep.

Flo Shumway Woke Up. Her Eyes Changed Yellow. It Starts Glowing Her Eyes Slowly.

“BRRAAAIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!” She Roared as a Zombie.

It’s Called Zombie Flo!
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Opinion by Verrocchio posted 7 months ago
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Il 21 giugno 2018 ha rappresentato l' anno zero della Storia dell' Arte, sono crollati dogmi e credenze erronee di quanti detenevono il monopolio sulla vita e sulle opere di un genio universale, Lionardo da Vinci di Vinci, il primo dato che salta all' occhio e che sbugiarda quella elite di suoi pseudo conoscitori i cui nomi sono arcinoti e che pretendono di far diventare un Leonardo quello che non lo è mai stato o viceversa ridurre in briciole un opera vera di Leonardo sol perchè non è passata fra le proprie mani o ancor peggio per il fatto che quell' opera ha sconfessato le proprie false tesi diffuse a riguardo, prime fra tutte quelle di un Professore emerito britannico che ha di recente caffè caffè caffè caffè espresso due assiomi a dir poco stravaganti al fine di invalidare un Opera autentica di Leonardo: "...la conoscenza empirica afferma che Leonardo non firmava e se l' Opera è firmata non è di Leonardo" il secondo assioma è stato il seguente: "...non è possibile che una piastrella sia sopravvissuta integra a circa 500 anni di vita, se è integra non l' ha fatta Leonardo", come dire che tutti i manufatti dei Della Robbia solo perchè integri dopo cinque secoli non...
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Fan fiction by 80smusiclover1 posted 7 months ago
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The foursome landed with a loud "Oof!" as they went out of the time portal before it disappeared back into the frisbee. Rosie said, "Wow. That was quite a ride, wasn't it?" Nicholas replied, "It sure was, love." Scruffy said, "And it looks like we are now in the Middle Ages." Buzzy added, "Yeah. I don't see any tall buildings here. There's a castle, plenty of cottages, food stalls, and children playing in the streets." As they walked, Rosie said, "Let's see if we can find Veronica around here. But before we do that, would you like to explore first?" Nicholas replied, "Sure!" The twins nodded in agreement. And that's just what they did.

TO BE CONTINUED
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Fan fiction by MacOver posted 7 months ago
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Meanwhile in Melmac, Gordon Shumway Getting Into The Wild of Melmac! Gordon and Bob Followed A Way Tops of Way.

“Dad, Who needs me?” He asked

“Son, I need my oridiny keys” Bob answered.

Gordon and Bob Walked Into Action When Zombie Melmacian Comes Nearby Him.

“What is that?” Bob Shumway Asked.

“Is that a zombie?” Gordon Shumway Went Shocked And Then, Zombie Melmacian Biting And attacks His Dad Immediately.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” Bob Shumway Screamed. He is Slowly Dying When Green Blood is Curdling Against His Arm And Face.

Gordon Shumway Screamed And Cries Immediately. He Walked Into The House And Went Drift To Sleep.


Once, Bob Shumway Opened His Eyes And Then, Yellow Glowed Eye Comes Out. He Growls as a Zombie.

“BRRRRAAAAAIINNNNSSSSS!!”

To Be Continued.
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Opinion by MxArynn posted 7 months ago
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To answer the question I rhetorically asked in the title of this: nah. Do I care? Nah.

So lemme give you the lowdown on Whomst the hell I am.

I’m Arynn/Arynn Paige, a nonbinary bi nerd. (They/Them pronouns are preferred, but She/Her are coolio if you prefer that.) I’m 18 and starting college in August, where I’m majoring in English education.

I like drawing and music, and it’s a shock I’m not majoring in music like all of my band friends are. Oh well. Anyway, I sang in my high school chorus and played flute from 6th grade until the day I graduated.

I use this site sparingly, preferring my tumblr account or my discord. I am in quite a few servers that have improved my life so hard.

But yeah

That’s me.

Zai Jian
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted 7 months ago
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On rail shooters, one of the most basic kinds of shooters that can be a ton of fun if made by the right kind of people. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and House of the Dead are pretty good examples of games that are very fun on-rail shooters. And with that out of the way, today, we will be looking at an on-rail shooter today, known as Attack on the Movies 3D, a game that I only got from a dollar store in southeast Ohio. I bought this game without any knowledge of what it was when I bought it as a kid. So, what is it? Oh wait! It’s a game with very low scores? Oh wait! It’s considered one of the worst games ever made? Oh wait! It’s a Majesco published game…. Oh boy



~Story~

The story of Attack of the Movies 3D is…. Hell if I know. This game doesn’t have a story. You are just going through movie after movie, killing every enemy you see until you reach the boss. Kill the boss and move on to the next movie. Pretty basic when it comes to stories. So, instead of talking about the lack of a story, let’s talk more about the game. Attack of the Movies 3D was a game developed by Panic Button, a company that is known...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 months ago
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#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, by nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even more notable when you play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much more color and life into it. This certainly makes it more unique than 5.. But honestly, I just love the gun fights.. The slightly out of date look seems to make it better..


#2: RED DEAD REDEMPTION:
John Marston is such a great character. That his own death doesn't stop him from returning for future games..


#3: MAX PAYNE 3:
I never played the older ones. I play as it's own thing.. Even than, it's still fucking awesome.. By the time the penthouse mission is over. I'm sad about it..
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by 80smusiclover1 posted 7 months ago
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"Oh, no! Our instuments are gone!" Rosie screamed in horror as she saw the empty spot where they were originally placed. Nicholas tried to calm her down and said, "I bet someone must have went inside through the window and stole them. Don't worry, love. I'm sure we can catch whoever the thief is and get them back." Scruffy added, "Definitely. We won't let him or her stop us!" As the foursome finished their breakfast, the phone rang. The caller turned out to be the university principal, who told Rosie and her friends to come to his office right away. When they got there, he told them, "We had a former student named Veronica. She was expelled after violating one of our university's rules. In revenge, she decided to resort to stealing others' things, especially from the staff and fellow students." He then added, "I've already informed the police about Veronica, but there was no trace of her since last night. The search is still going on, though." Rosie commented, "I suspect that Veronica must've been the culprit behind our missing instruments." Nicholas added, "I think so, too." Rosie told the principal, "Maybe we can help you in tracking her down and in the same time, get our...
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted 7 months ago
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For the past few years Peter's been getting a massive amount of hatred especially from the Meg fans which became completely toxic. Peter deserves better stronger elements of four dimensional character development like emotional back stories, long term continuity, and massive amounts of redemption arcs to rehumanize his character. The Meg fans have gone too far with the massive hatedom against Peter. Peter needs to escape from the scrappy heap of hell from that hideous fandom. It's disgusting. The writers seriously should reinvent his character into something more unique and sophisticated than he ever was. He deserves the ultimate likable traits of rebuilding and fixing his image in a positive light. The show needs to follow the rescued from the scrappy heap trope with complex, inoffensive, and serialized. He needs more nuance personalities and become beloved again.
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Opinion by inboots posted 7 months ago
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Jaguars are rare big cats to see in the wild, and in South American culture, they are renowned for their growls, spots, and in stories, their shapeshifting abilities. That's why we should set aside a day to celebrate them, with snacks, costumes, and decorations dedicated to them. There should also be someone dressed as a jaguar to do their best jaguar growl to start the off Jaguar Day. In fact, all of the big cats deserve their own national holidays.
Do you agree with me, and what day of the year should each of the big cats get as their national holiday? Let me know in the comments, become a fan of this article, and tell your friends.
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted 7 months ago
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*Mack was driving down the road, having taken control of the car after Mambo had gotten injured. His suit was smeared with the blood of Chuck, a streak of it across his hockey mask. And yet, he didn’t show any remorse in his killing. In fact, no emotion at all was seen in his actions. Not rage, not even enjoyment. It was as if he was a machine that was made for the purpose of killing. Mambo sat in the passenger seat, clutching his bulletwound. Yet, throughout the drive, he didn’t stop looking at Mack. Even he was terrified of him. Despite this, he did his best to make conversation with him*
Mambo: M-Mikey-
Mack: It’s Mack. Mikey’s not here right now
Mambo: W-What the fuck do you mean by that anyway?! Goddammit, you can’t just say this kind of shit, dumbass! Start making some fucking sense
*Mack stepped on the breaks of the car, making Mambo jolt forward a bit. He pressed his back against the door of the car. Now, he was terrified of him. Mack turned his head to Mambo before speaking again*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 months ago
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Last year finally saw this show.. Well.. I only got up to season 1. I couldn't get much further..

People really have to be patient with this shows inconsistancy. It started off good. With a big fight.

But than of coarse.. Nothing actually happens for most of the season.. It's not til the end where they finally fight Nappa and Vegeta..

That's the most I can say.. Once a fight finally happens. It's usually pretty exciting.. But it's so boring to wait.. I wanted to see Frieza. But I couldn't even get to Piccolo's planet.

So.. Yeah.. I have very mixed feelings of the show. But it's still my thoughts..
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted 7 months ago
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Look Meg's my 3rd favorite character in the show after Peter and Stewie. However, her fanbase on websites such as DeviantArt.com and fanfiction.net has gotten way out of control for the past decade and so on. I'm really starting to dislike her because of her overrated fanbase. It's way too toxic. The Meg bashing has died down over the years but the hate art and revenge fanfics of her killing her family has gotten worse to the point of me to almost not care for hér presence on the show anymore. The Meg bashing wasn't as bad as her fans made it out to be. Yes the infamous episode that everyone loves to bash to death was the one where she called her family out on their flaws and the ending pissed nearly everyone off. That's when the hatred for the other characters online got intense to the point of me thinking was Meg really that great of a character? Don't get me wrong Meg's a character, but her fandom sucks. Hell, this crap wouldn't have happened if she was fleshed out in a different direction. LIke I said it's not Meg herself, it's her godawful fans on other sites not this site. I just wanted to call out the bad aspects of Meg's fanbase and their repetitive hatred towards the...
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Article by Mingsunchao1824 posted 7 months ago
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Look Meg's my 3rd favorite character in the show after Peter and Stewie. However, her fanbase on websites such as DeviantArt.com and fanfiction.net has gotten way out of control for the past decade and so on. I'm really starting to dislike her because of her overrated fanbase. It's way too toxic. The Meg bashing has died down over the years but the hate art and revenge fanfics of her killing her family has gotten worse to the point of me to almost not care for hér presence on the show anymore. The Meg bashing wasn't as bad as her fans made it out to be. Yes the infamous episode that everyone loves to bash to death was the one where she called her family out on their flaws and the ending pissed nearly everyone off. That's when the hatred for the other characters online got intense to the point of me thinking was Meg really that great of a character? Don't get me wrong Meg's a character, but her fandom sucks. Hell, this crap wouldn't have happened if she was fleshed out in a different direction. LIke I said it's not Meg herself, it's her godawful fans on other sites not this site. I just wanted to call out the bad aspects of Meg's fanbase and their repetitive hatred towards the...
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Opinion by Mingsunchao1824 posted 7 months ago
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Look Meg's my 3rd favorite character in the show after Peter and Stewie. However, her fanbase on websites such as DeviantArt.com and fanfiction.net has gotten way out of control for the past decade and so on. I'm really starting to dislike her because of her overrated fanbase. It's way too toxic. The Meg bashing has died down over the years but the hate art and revenge fanfics of her killing her family has gotten worse to the point of me to almost not to care for her presence on the show anymore. The Meg bashing wasn't as bad as her fans made it out to be. Yes the infamous episode that everyone loves to bash to death was the one where she called her family out on their flaws and the ending pissed nearly everyone off. That's when the hatred for the other characters online got intense to the point of me thinking was Meg really that great of a character? Don't get me wrong Meg's a good character, but her fandom sucks. Hell, this crap wouldn't have happened if she was fleshed out in a different direction. LIke I said it's not Meg herself, it's her godawful fans on other sites not this site. I just wanted to call out the bad aspects of Meg's fanbase and their repetitive hatred towards...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 months ago
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#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

#2:
Garrison: You want food?
Eren: Yeah!
Garrison: Then you should fuckin' join the military! You can get all the food you want!
Eren: Really?
Garrison: Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
(scene skip)
Eren: We'll join the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted!

#3:
Shardis: Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad day for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To show you what we're talking about, let me show you four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro showing the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted 7 months ago
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4 Film Favorites Batman Collection is a DVD set that has four Batman films: Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin. My review is about both the films and this particular DVD set.

The first film is Batman (a pretty simple title). It was directed by Tim Burton and has Michael Keaton as Batman. The film is about Gotham getting used to Batman, a vigilante. Jack Napier, a gangster, becomes a chaotic clown called the Joker. Batman tries to have a romance with Vicky Vale, a photographer, and stop the Joker.

Arguably the film's best element is the visuals. Tim Burton did a spectacular job at making a visually special film. The film has tons of style. Michael Keaton is a entertaining Bruce Wayne and a super cool Batman. Jack Nicholson is a solid Joker, but isn't as delightfully goofy as Cesar Romero. The film has flaws, but it is a well done film.

The second film is Batman Returns. In this film the Penguin sadly spent his life in the sewer, because of his cruel parents. He teams up with a harsh businessman, Max Shreck, and tries to become Gotham's mayor. Max's former secretary becomes a dangerous troublemaker called...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 months ago
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

#4:
Krillin: You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
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Opinion by Canada24 posted 7 months ago
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

#4:
Krillin: You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted 7 months ago
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Batman is a very popular superhero. He's been around since 1939. His creators are Bob Kane and Bill Finger.

Bob Kane is the one who came up with the plan to have a superhero called Batman. The reason for creating was Batman was likely to continue the superhero fad that Superman started. Although Bob Kane intended for Batman to be popular I doubt that he knew that his character would become one of the most beloved characters from any franchise. Bob Kane's main role in the Batman franchise was to be the artist of the comic books. His drawings are some of the greatest comic drawings of all time. His visual talents were amazing and were one of the main things that made Batman such a great franchise.

Although generations of people thought that Bob Kane was Batman's only creator the character has two creators. Bill Finger was the writer of the original Batman comic books. One of the best things about the Batman TV shows and films are the interesting plots. I think that the writers of the Batman shows and films were inspired by Bill Finger's spectacular writing skills. Bill Finger was one of the greatest comic book writers of all time.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted 7 months ago
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Batman is a very popular superhero. He's been around since 1939. His creators are Bob Kane and Bill Finger.

Bob Kane is the one who came up with the plan to have a superhero called Batman. The reason for creating was Batman was likely to continue the superhero fad that Superman started. Although Bob Kane intended for Batman to be popular I doubt that he knew that his character would become one of the most beloved characters from any franchise. Bob Kane's main role in the Batman franchise was to be the artist of the comic books. His drawings are some of the greatest comic drawings of all time. His visual talents were amazing and were one of the main things that made Batman such a great franchise.

Although generations of people thought that Bob Kane was Batman's only creator the character has two creators. Bill Finger was the writer of the original Batman comic books. One of the best things about the Batman TV shows and films are the interesting plots. I think that the writers of the Batman shows and films were inspired by Bill Finger's spectacular writing skills. Bill Finger was one of the greatest comic book writers of all time.
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Review by DR76 posted 7 months ago
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"BLACK PANTHER" (2018) Review

I am going to be brutally honest. For the past three years, I have harbored mixed feelings about the output from the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The year 2015 produced one movie that I found entertaining, yet disappointing; and another film that I found entertaining and original, but not exactly mind blowing. But the years 2016 and 2017 proved to be very disappointing, as far as MCU movies were concerned. By the end of 2017, I thought the MCU had finally lost its mojo . . . until I saw "BLACK PANTHER", early in the following year.

I realize many might find my comments something of a head scratcher. What exactly was wrong with the MCU films between 2015-2017? Well . . . I thought "THE AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON" was entertaining, yet problematic. I enjoyed "ANT-MAN" very much, but I would never regard it as one of the franchise's best. The movies, starting with 2016's "CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR" and ending with 2017's "THOR: RAGNAROK", struck me as very disappointing and somewhat inferior. Despite the fact that the franchise was raking in millions - or billions - with these films, I personally believed it had...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted 7 months ago
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Kevin, and Liam walked on a bicycle path for a short distance, and then they walked down a hill onto the wing-dam. There were only a few other shapes on the dam already, so Kevin and Liam would have a perfect view of the fireworks.

Kevin: Anytime you want to cool off, jump in the water, but make sure that you don't bring your phone with you, or your wallet.
Liam: Right. I'll just leave them with you.
Kevin: Alright, and when you get back, you can watch over my phone, and wallet.
Liam: Sounds good.

Kevin and Liam had a good time in the water together. They spent two hours swimming around the dam. When the sun started to set, they were both sitting next to each other.

Kevin: Now, the show will start in three, two, one.
Liam: *Watches a firework go off*
Kevin: *Watches two more fireworks go off*
Liam: Lovely.
Kevin: Wait'll they start firing many of them at the same time. It'll be very bright.

Soon, they started firing multiple fireworks at the same time. Colorful explosions were going off in the sky. Liam was enjoying what he saw. There were many explosions in red, green, blue, purple,...
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Fan fiction by Peaceandlove67 posted 7 months ago
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This is what a Canaan Dog looks like.
As the months passed, Hillel and I were becoming very close. As we approached our Christmas break, (or winter break in Hillel's case), we agreed to keep in touch. I was looking forward to seeing my dog, Rufus. Rufus was a big dog, a King Shepherd. King Shepherds look like German Shepherds, but they're larger and have better hips. He had been my companion since I was in third grade. He had what I referred to as "bear paws". When I made it home, I called for Rufus. He didn't come. I called for him again. He still didn't come. I thought that something must be wrong. Rufus always came when called. I looked all over for him. I found him lying in the field. He didn't stir as I neared him. I knelt down beside of him and lifted his head gently. He opened his eyes and licked my hand. He then closed his eyes again and was gone. My father helped me bury Rufus in the backyard. I later told Hillel what happened. He said, "Oh, Letty, I'm so sorry." I had talked to Hillel about Rufus, so he knew how much I loved that dog. I said, "Oh, Hillel, why did this have to happen?" He said, "How old was your dog?" I said, "He was fourteen." He said, "That's old for a dog, especially for a large dog." I...
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Article by SilentForce posted 7 months ago
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Name:Bora
Age:16 (but he looks more more older than that because screw logic)
Place of Birth:Ethera (later raised in North Arkadelia)
Place of Training:North Arkadelia
Hair color:Blonde
Eye color:Blue
Skin Color:Light
Height:1.96 m
Weight:100 kg
Powers:Light
Weapon:Claymore
Love Interest:None
Negative Traits:Evil,sadistic and ruthless
Positive:Brave,strong and loyal to his King
Role in the story:
Bora is one of the main villains from the "Battle for Arkadelia" arc.
He was abandoned as a baby and ended up being found and raised by Enhard's parents.Becuae of the fact that he was dissatisfied with his own son's weakness,Enhard's father raised Bora into a strong warrior so that at least one of his son's could serve the country in war like he did.
Despite his young age Bora is a capable warrior who is feared for his ruthlessness.Bora also harbors a deep hatred for Enhard (which lead to a constant rivalry between the two) because he feels like Enhard had the better and easier life out of the two.
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Fan fiction by mywaymj84 posted 7 months ago
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Two weeks later, Holly sits crossed legged in John Branca’s office couch on a rainy Thursday afternoon trying to interview a potential manager. After three possible candidates, the only thing she has established is that her eyes are now beginning to hurt after all the eye rolling she has been doing in-between the candidate’s ass kissing. She knows what she is looking for and it is not these men who seem like “yes” people. Holly is looking for someone who makes an entrance, an impact and who will most importantly get the job done. John looks over at Holly who is staring off into space giving two shits at what the little, sweating, balding man is saying across from her. He gives her a slight nudge to the foot with his foot to make her pay attention. As the little man finishes up Holly sweetly smiles not saying one word. John clears his throat. “Thank you for coming in, Jeremy. We are still interviewing and should let you know as soon as we can.” The man weakly smiles before patting his receding forehead with his handkerchief before standing up and heading for the door quickly. “Don’t call us, we’ll call you,” Holly mumbles as he closes the door. John gives her a...
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Here are some new miscellaneous facts about Trey Parker.


• In high school he made an album with pal David Goodman titled “Immature: A Collection of Love Ballads for the 80s Man” which showcased his humor as well as his musical talent.

• Has blue eyes

• Is left handed

• Loves musicals

• Talented pianist

• Worked at Pizza Hut

• Denver Broncos fan

• Registered Libertarian

• Also credited as Juan Schwartz

• Has a black belt in Tae Kwan Do

• Favorite movie is 'A Christmas Story'

• Member of the band DVDA with Matt Stone

• Lived in Tennessee and Wyoming for a short time as a child

• His (now deceased) cat named Jake was inspiration for Cartman's cat

• Owns 8 properties including homes in Los Angeles, Seattle, Colorado and Hawaii

• Formerly engaged to Liane Adamo, dated Cannibal! co-star Toddy Walters, and has been linked with actress Lisa Faulkner and model/actress Nichole Robinson
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