| You're not very pretty, and you're not very... |
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You're not very pretty, and you're not very bright. Oh, I'm so glad we had that t
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| Some little rat got into my salmon, and ate it... |
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Some little rat got into my salmon, and ate it all! I need more salmon!
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| Is this the Norwegian salmon I asked for? Because... |
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Is this the Norwegian salmon I asked for? Because I need my omega-3s.
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| Mmm. I can tell. You know it costs a fortune to... |
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Mmm. I can tell. You know it costs a fortune to fly that stuff in from Norwegia
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| People go to school to get smarter, so that they... |
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People go to school to get smarter, so that they can get a job.
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| You already have a job, so it's like skipping a... |
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You already have a job, so it's like skipping a step.
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| No honey, leave those on! The lawn's looking a... |
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No honey, leave those on! The lawn's looking a little brown.
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| Droughts are for poor people, you think J- Lo has a... |
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Droughts are for poor people, you think J-Lo has a brown lawn
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| People who use extra water have extra class. |
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People who use extra water have extra class.
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| Where are your skates? They're part of the... |
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Where are your skates? They're part of the uniform.
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| If you were part of my circus I'd have you wiping... |
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If you were part of my circus I'd have you wiping the elephant butts with a "wet
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| I've NEVER seen my husband's hidden will before. |
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I've NEVER seen my husband's hidden will before.
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| Oh, it's the Botox. I can't show emotion for... |
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Oh, it's the Botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and a half.
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| I am a very apealing person |
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I am a very apealing person
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