Absolutely Fabulous - Gay

Hi everybody!
I am an Italian student of Modern Languages.
For my course on audiovisual translation I have to subtitle a shot of "Gay" into Italian. The trouble is I can't catch a couple of sentences in English.

Does anybody know where I can find the transcription of the episode?

And to start with: where on earth does Philomena Bill come from???

"Drag those big fat sluggish limbs up" and answer me! ;D

I hope someone can help me!

Thank you!

Marco