I've seen this sort of thing on other forums, so I thought we could try it here. Basically, just make a list of all the things you've learned from AD (it doesn't have to be true necessarily). I'll start.
1) A nevernude is exactly what it sounds like.
2) Portugal is in South America.
Then just copy and paste and add your own! Let's try to get to 100 things learned!
1) A nevernude is exactly what it sounds like.
2) Portugal is in South America.
3) When driving a stair car always be aware of "hanger-ons"
4) We must do everything we can to eradicate BS
5) NO TOUCHING when visiting someone in prison!
6) You cannot return a frozen dove to the pet store for a refund.
7) It's not easy being white OR brown
8) Chickens can, and often do, dance
9) A trick is something a whore does for money or candy
10) How to make a mayonegg
11) Never call Orange County the O.C.
12) The UK has 3 houses of parliament
13) That's why you always leave a note
14) Birds will walk on your pillow
15) If you have a hook for a hand, you are half machine
16) Never give up the animation rights.
17) Be very careful when using a cornballer!
18) They don't allow bees in prison
19) Hermano is Spanish for Brother
20) How the saw-a-woman-in-half illusion works
21) Chickens don't clap
22) How to make hot-ham water
23) Never give a seal a taste for blood
24) Diamond cream will make your nipples bleed
25) Justice is blind. Literally.
26) Banners can express any and every emotion.
27) A one hundred dollar bill is no more than one hundred pennies.
28) Never do a chicken dance in Mexico.
29) Never use a one armed person to teach someone a lesson.
30) Saddam had many body doubles.
31) Apparently the Army gives medals for being food.
32) A hand puppet can make it on a witness list for court.
33) In England a sausage is called a banger in the mouth.
34) Vodka goes bad once it's opened.
35) Happy tastes a lot like sad.
36) There's always money in the banana stand.
37) They can't convict a husband and wife of the same crime.
38) Army has half-day.
39) Steve Holt!
40) "Afternoon Delight" is NOT what it seems like.
41) Thou shalt not eat dead doves.
42) Always leave a note.
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2) Portugal is in South America.
3) When driving a stair car always be aware of "hanger-ons"
4) We must do everything we can to eradicate BS
5) NO TOUCHING when visiting someone in prison!
6) You cannot return a frozen dove to the pet store for a refund.
7) It's not easy being white OR brown
8) Chickens can, and often do, dance
9) A trick is something a whore does for money or candy
10) How to make a mayonegg
11) Never call Orange County the O.C.
12) The UK has 3 houses of parliament
13) That's why you always leave a note
14) Birds will walk on your pillow
15) If you have a hook for a hand, you are half machine
16) Never give up the animation rights.
17) Be very careful when using a cornballer!
18) They don't allow bees in prison
19) Hermano is Spanish for Brother
20) How the saw-a-woman-in-half illusion works
21) Chickens don't clap
22) How to make hot-ham water
23) Never give a seal a taste for blood
24) Diamond cream will make your nipples bleed
25) Justice is blind. Literally.
26) Banners can express any and every emotion.
27) A one hundred dollar bill is no more than one hundred pennies.
28) Never do a chicken dance in Mexico.
29) Never use a one armed person to teach someone a lesson.
30) Saddam had many body doubles.
31) Apparently the Army gives medals for being food.
32) A hand puppet can make it on a witness list for court.
33) In England a sausage is called a banger in the mouth.
34) Vodka goes bad once it's opened.
35) Happy tastes a lot like sad.
36) There's always money in the banana stand.
37) They can't convict a husband and wife of the same crime.
38) Army has half-day.
39) Steve Holt!
40) "Afternoon Delight" is NOT what it seems like.
41) Thou shalt not eat dead doves.
42) Always leave a note.