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The Perfect Paradigm of Parody: Imitating the Internet Troll

Opinion by

Cinders posted 1 year ago

4.4	by 27 fans

Sad, but true.

Now one may have noticed I've been doing a bit of a Jekyll and Hyde on this spot, imitating the Internet Troll. Well, it started when DrDevience called me one in jest. And it's common knowledge that the best form of mockery (or is it the lowest form of humor?) is imitation.

This joke is at its best when performed in the presence of a troll. It confuses them and they cock their heads and look at you funny, wondering if they're staring in the mirror or not.

Like I've said before somewhere, trolls have IQs in the negative to go with their negative personality. Ironically, that's one of the things that makes them impossible to win against in a "debate." Considering the fact that logic and reason are ideas that are alien to them, when you try to argue with them all it does is go right over their heads. In short, it's no use, but if you're part of the A.T.S.O.F, I assume you know that by now.

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the meanest of all trolls

Opinion by amazondebs posted 1 year ago

4.2	by 28 fans

the meanest of all trolls i do believe is the comment troll as although getting bad ratings and not receiving your medals can be frustrating i don't think it's as upsetting as having somebody personally attack you

unfortunately the comment troll is a troll that has appeared in all of us at one point or another weather it has been because we have lost our temper with somebody or we have indulged in feeding another troll or someone has offended you completely by mistake and we have retaliated. Either way being a comment troll can upset many people with out you sometimes even realizing it.

the best ways to avoid being a comment troll;
-always make sure that your tone is understood e.g. *sarcastically* or the ever loved lol
-try to avoid swearing as much as much as possible
-try to avoid labels and names as much as possible
-read other peoples views carefully
-express your own views carefully and explain exactly what you mean
-try and keep your cool

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Troll Song

Opinion by

dazl posted 1 year ago

4.5	by 21 fans

Why write this?

I'm bored. Meh.

(Sung to Symphony Number 5 in C Minor, First Movement)

I am a troll,
And I find it droll,
To rate content low,
So a bad rating it shows.

I am a plague and a pest,
Abusive and cruel at best,
Attack contributions for fun,
Thou I submit none.

I fill my time,
With comments sublime,
On how other users are gay,
And how'll they'll never get laid.

I live to be hated,
Until my boredem is sated,
Social networks are my haunt,
Plenty of losers to taunt.

So if you see a post,
Who author you want to roast,
Think of me and cry,
My kind never die.

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