tarantino: hey I'm like a marvel
spike lee: and I'm like a dc
tarantino: I cater to the fans
spike lee: I educate the fans on what they should like
tarantino: my movies are two-and-a-half hours long MAXIMUM.
spike lee: my movies are two-and-a-half hours long MINIMUM.
tarantino: x-men origins kind of smacks of my handiwork. I would have totally sacrificed boring crap and plausibility for kick-*** action sequences you pay your hard earned money for, kids.
spike lee: and watchmen kind of smacks of my handiwork. It's three hours long, controversial as hell, and raises alot of intellectual subjects. It's the ultimate restaurant conversation movie.
tarantino: yeah, I think comic book audiences would have a better sense of fun then to go to a fancy restaurant afterwards. They'd get pizza or an oily sub sandwich and talk about how the explosions were cooler then the ones in the last batman.
spike lee: so let's get to the matter at hand
tarantino: that's right. Casting Christopher
Nolan's Riddler, Penguin and Harley Quinn roles for Batman 3
tarantino: the riddler should be jason hervey
lee: who?
tarantino: jason hervey. from the wonder years.
lee: WAYNE?!!!!
tarantino: dig it
lee: that's a terrible choice! The Riddler should be the guy from Desperate Housewives, the older husband.
nolan: you guys are both off. It's gonna be Brian Austin Green.
tarantino and lee: FROM 90210?!!
tarantino: Jeez Nolan, why don't you have shannon freaking daughterty play harley quinn?
nolan: done and done
tarantino and lee: WHAT?!
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