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sony and nolan have a sitdown about batman 3!!!! (Official Transcript Here!)
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sony: .....yup nolan: ......yup sony: .....yup. nolan: You can stop the joke sony: No we're serious. We now own the rights to the next Batman movie. We made AOL Time Warner an offer they couldn't refuse. You see in the wake of this whole billion dollar enterprise Dark Knight has become, as well as our boss own 85% of all Playstation rights, we are going to push ahead with Dark Knight 5 in May, 2017. It will be called simply, magnetically, beautifully -- Arkham Asylum. nolan: but that's dark knight 5. We're talking about dark knight 3. sony: Spider-Man 3 did a very smart thing in preparing for Sinister Six. They made it woman friendly, thereby assuring a total family outing for Sinister Six...given that there's no grandparents to take care of at home since we'll all be eighty by the time Marvel puts that baby together nolan: again. dark knight 3. See...this is what I was worried about. You guys are already trying to distract me from whatever shaft job you're going to give my Mona Lisa. sony: No no sir, we're not hurting Momento. nolan: (pissed but professional): ....So I was reading the notes from the screenplay me and my gifted brother Jonathon sent you who played Fredericks and says in Batman Begins "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree"? sony: we're familiar with batman begins, mister nolan nolan: No I don't think you are actually...see...because...the notes your executives wrote me on the script for the shoot? Uh...(his assistant hands him the script)...okay...you want the Riddler to be continuously walking around with a new Sony walkman and asking people about the new soulja boy album. sony: cross promotion. ladies love cross promoters. nolan: ....you want bruce wayne to put one hand on his stomach, an index finger pointed in the air, and dance while going...what does that say here...sassafrass sassafras? sony: It's a shimmy nolan: On page 112 lucious dies? sony: Slowly. Tenderly. It will be long and drawn out with dramatic music. nolan: On page 104 alfred dies? sony: 40,000 bullet wounds from a gang of mobsters. Godfather baby!!! All the teens like mafia kidnapper stuff! It's our belief at sony that you have to identify a target demographic and then PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!!! Dark Knight should be the only thing people care about in junior high and high school, those 14 and 15 year olds saw Dark Knight when they were 10. Why aren't their older selves today walking around dressed like the Joker? Burning their faces? Robbing banks? Blowing up hospitals? Hanging impersonators? Putting guns to kids heads? Swallowing cellphones? You want the kids to think it's "baller" to see Dark Knight 3! Player! nolan: you're white sony: and we have NOOOOOOO idea what we're doing |
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