ghost rider: hi i'm a marvel
batman: I'm going...to kill you
ghost rider: sorry dark queer. Already been done that route. And it'll take alot more then you and the grace of god to make me go that route again.
batman: alright ghost rider. I've tried to be nice. I've pitied you for over thirty years because you were the DC of Marvel Comics. HellTennisPlayer why don't they. But then you got a movie that had SAM ELLIOTT in it and quite frankly I'm jealous. So I'm going to finally do away with you before you even dare step to this Bobby Blaze or Ruben Blades or Ruben Studdard or Dale Dingus or whatever you're name is. It's called plagierism, you understand? Do I have to spell it out? Legion is the Scarecrow, you are me with skeletons and fire, and your Bat Pod is the whole thing that defines you. That's why Aquaman? Gets no play. Flash? Gets no play. They're dope in Mortal Kombat. Granted that. But what does Aquaman do when the criminals leave the pool? Or an escape chopper takes Flash's enemies away?
ghost rider: Sam Elliott's in my movie, punk
batman: You STOLE FROM ME AGAIN!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! YOU JUST KEEP DOING IT!!!
(enter Aunt May)
Aunt may: CHRIS-TIAN BALE!
batman: I'm sorry Aunt May. I was having a bad day. People just don't understand that when you jump into someone's view like that, and you have to jump out of character in order to tell them s*** they should already f**king know, it gets frustrating
Aunt May: I believe there's a McG in all of us. Makes us...read directions more carefully, and finally allows us to make movies that are good. Even though sometimes the...people at Sony begin to panic. Make crappy Playstation 3 games. Ghost Rider does that for people and...we wonder what Sam Elliott's doing right now. We...need him.
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