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Opinion by
arrowone
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10 months ago
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nolan: I blended comic books with psychology!
burton: I blended comic books with child's psychology! Boom. Specialization punk.
nolan: I specialize! That's my forte!
burton: Yeah for all the older fans who would have never been into you if it wasn't for me
nolan: you made a masterpiece, arguably two if it wasn't so damn grimy and the Penguin didn't say such pathetic lines. When Michael Keaton shows us he's Batman it's more compelling then when Ann Lewis encourages RoboCop after he takes off his mask and sees he's ugly and near unrecognizable. Touching stuff for a guy who specializes in child nightmares. Did you work on High School Musical?
burton: High School WHATsical? Oh my god, you saw High School Musical?
nolan: It wasn't bad. It's a recognizable story. It's Basketball Diaries, arrowone's life cheesed and glittered up.
burton: Okay back to batman.
nolan: hell yes.
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Opinion by
arrowone
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10 months ago
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I was born in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in 1968. It was there that I was forced to learn how to swim, and...by the age of three I landed in America. I attended Harvard University and got my degree in advanced physics and exploitative law. I dated Britany Spears when she was still playing out Timberlake. Timberlake, I used to laugh, doesn't that sound like a real sleazy youth overnight camp in a Disney Channel movie? To which Britany would laugh and go grocery shopping. But I decided that having all these things wasn't good enough, so I decided to try my luck with the Boston Pops. Nailed it. But I decided it was not enough, so I decided to try my luck with the Philadelphia 76ers in this...national basketball league the children are so daffy about. The ceremony where I was awarded my third league MVP award was hampered because it was scheduled the same day, of course, as my induction into the Dinosaur-Egg-Radiologists Hall of Sophisticated Uppercrusts. It was in Geneva, and my private jet was currently being used at the time to film key scenes in the 1994 smash hit "The Professional AKA Leon". Parts of my body have been prominently featured in several gentleman's underwear ads...
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Opinion by
arrowone
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10 months ago
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Symbiote: Hi I'm a Marvel
League of Shadows: And we're a DC
Symbiote: I provide good with temptations to be bad
League: I provide good no other option then to be bad
Symbiote: I like to snuggle
League: I like to swordfight
Symbiote: Spider-Man meets me while up in space
League: Bat-Man meets us while in the mountains
Symbiote: But we can find ninjas that fight poorly and awkwardly in any movie
League: And we can find Superman III at your local Best Buy for $4.99
Symbiote: How the hell was what I do anything like what that laced Kryptonite did? Peter didn't become a jerk, he becomes whatever is at his core.
League: Do you understand that once getting hit with Richard Pryor's stuff, he couldn't just put his evil personality in a briefcase in the closet?
Symbiote: That's right! We all have a choice!
League: LAME!!!
Right then, STEROIDS and the GREEK SYSTEM approach.
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