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I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
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Have you ever desired to be with two women at once? That's a rhetorical question, because really, find me a guy who hasn't.
[Note: After typing that I figured I'd run a google search to find scientific backing of the statement. The first poll I found claims about only 1 out of 3 men have fantasized about a threesome. Wow, I learned something new today: 2 out of 3 men lie on polls about threesomes!]
If you're ready to crack the code and turn the threesome fantasy into reality, then this article is for you. In his best selling book The Game, Style makes reference to a technique he developed called the Duel Induction Massage. It was his surefire way to handle the delicate situation of getting things started with two women at the same time.
At this point you've taken them both up to your room to watch some fun home video clips or for any other non sexual reason. Videos are nice because you can all lay on the bed to watch them and it gives you a reason to make sure the lights are low and the mood is romantic and comfortable, without it all being an obvious seduction/plan.
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Emails.
Guy/Girl
HOW TO TELL IF GUYS LIKE GIRLS:
1. The guy will be nice to you.
2. He will tell you that you did well, even if you did horrible.
3. He might make fun of you.
4. He’ll want to be your friend.
5. He might compliment you on your hair, even if you wear it that way every day.
6. He'll stick up for you.
7. He will start hanging out with your friends.
8. He'll flirt with you.
9. He’ll call you for no good reason.
10. He'll make eye contact with a happy grin on his face.
HOW TO TELL IF GIRLS LIKE GUYS:
1. They always talk about the different varieties or guys.
2. They stare at you with a smile on their face.
3. They always seem to be talking about how nice you are.
4. They laugh at all your jokes.
5. They ask you who you like, continuously.
6. They talk to your friends a lot.
7. They always are flirting with every other guy, except you.
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