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Great email.
A TRUE BOYFRIEND
When she walks away from you mad:
Follow her.
When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.
When she pushes you or hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.
When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her you love her.
When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.
When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.
When she pulls away:
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.
When you see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.
When you see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared:
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From an email I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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From an email I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
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