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10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange
1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a more capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; you can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world/
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”
10 Ways to Annoy Snape
1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.
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1. Refer to other people as "filty mudbloods"
2. Throw away your comb, you won't need it.
3. Practice making your laugh as insane as possible
4. Be prepared to spend your life in Azkaban
5. Get a dark mark tatooed on your arm
6. Constantly explain to people theories about why you think that Voldemort is actually not dead
7. Actually go searching for Voldemort
8. Scream Crucio at numerous muggles and demand information on the whereabouts of voldemort
9. Constantly change the conversation topic to voldemort
10. Insist that people call you "Bella"
11. Stay out of the sun. The paler your skin is, the better
12. Carry a pocket knife
13. Convince people that dumbledore is the real cause of harry's parents death
14. Decorate your room with slytherin banners
15. Attempt to learn parsletongue
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1.call people that hate bellatrix mudbloods
2.die your hair black
3.get a dark mark.
4.if someone threatens you put your finger to your dark mark.
5.ask random people about voldermorts whereabouts
6.practise cackeling like her
ways to annoy her
1.you say you know where voldermort is and when she asks say some where in the world.
2.stick pics of muggles over her cell in azkaban
3.while she sleeps put potter approved on her forehead.
4.tell her youve been inside her valt in gringotts.
5.say to her voldermort has a more loyal deatheater than her .
6.always bring up the subjuect about tonks marrieing lupin.
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