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Opinion by sardines posted 4 years ago
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Melchett: Grey, I suspect, your Majesty.
Queen Elizabeth: I think you'll find they were orange, Lord Melchett.
Melchett: Grey is more usual, Ma'am.
Queen Elizabeth: Who's Queen?
Melchett: As you say, Majesty. There were these magnificent orange elephants...

[Blackadder is writing a letter to Amy, as dictated by the Prince.]
Prince George: Tally ho, my fine, saucy young trollop. Your luck's in. Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now till Christmas, you lucky tart. Yours with the deepest respect etc. Signed George. PS Woof, woof!
Blackadder: Ah, yes your highness...if I may change one small aspect?
Prince George: What?
Blackadder: The words?

Blackadder: I smell something fishy, and I'm not talking about the contents of Baldrick's apple crumble.

Blackadder: Baldrick, I would like to say how much I will miss your honest, friendly companionship.
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Article by Templeton posted 10 months ago
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BLACKADDER GOES FORTH

Mon July 6th to Saturday July 11th 2011

Doncaster Little Theatre - Tickets £8.00 (Monday 2 for 1) Call 01302 340422

Performing Captain Cook, Major Star and Private Plane.

Richard Curtis and Ben Elton’s iconic classic hits the stage in Doncaster for the first time. The show that needs no introduction entertained the nation in the late eighties as Captain Blackadder harangued his hapless sidekick Baldrick with the upper class twit Lieutenant George watching on. Desperate to escape the trenches and inevitable death during the “big push” Blackadder’s schemes grow ever wilder, his main nemeses being not the Germans, but the barking mad General Melchett and his pyjama-folding aide Captain Darling. This hilarious comedy carries the underlying message of the horror of a war which would have been a damned sight simpler if we’d just stayed at home and shot 50,000 of our own men every week. With appearances by the screamingly gorgeous Lord Flashheart and the evil Baron von Richtoven, as well as the gender-ambiguous Bob, you are guaranteed an evening of good, old fashioned fun. Woof woof!
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