Bones

Booth: *doesn't pay attention what Bones is saying* //If someone really pisses off Bones and she's holding that stick - omg. Better not annoy her - I wouldn't want to have that stick stuck in my own ass//

(edited because of one typo and I forgot to write who spoke)

Bones: Hey look! It's the murder weapon!

Booth: *not paying attention* //Please don't stab me please don't stab me please don't stab me please...//

Booth: Um Bones, I know I said I wanted to try something new, but thats not exactly what I had in mind..