The title says it all. However, if you are a Twilight hater or lover with a good sense of humor, you should be able to enjoy this. ;-) Ratings and comments would be lovely!
Keywords:
anti twilight,
catalog,
funny,
review,
edward cullen,
bella,
witty sarcastic critic,
puppet
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OHHH AND BEFORE I FORGET SHE ONLY HAD 2 NEAR DEATH EXPIRIENCES AND LUCKLY THE MOST ROMANTIC,BEAUTIFUL AND SELFLESS VAMPIRE SAVED HER!
SO GET BETTER TASTE IN BOOKS ASWELL
*gigglesnort* Okay, if you'd like to think I'm "jealous" (??!) be my guest. And don't disgust and amusement count as human emotions? =P
"DON'T TAKE IT OUT ON THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME"
Okay, everyone has their own opinions...but please, don't insult literature by insisting the book YOU happen to like the most is the "BEST BOOK EVAR!!1"
"INSTEAD OF SPENDING YOUR TIME MAKING CRUDE VIDEOS WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME ROMANCE IN YOUR LIFE TO HELP YOU SEE THE BEAUTY OF THIS NOVEL"
You know, that's kinda like me telling you, "Instead of spending your time drooling over a poorly written, sexist book and an abusive, emotionally unstable, creepy stalker of a so-called 'vampire', why don't you wake up and get a brain to help you see that I have a point in hating Twilight."
"OHHH AND BEFORE I FORGET SHE ONLY HAD 2 NEAR DEATH EXPIRIENCES AND LUCKLY THE MOST ROMANTIC,BEAUTIFUL AND SELFLESS VAMPIRE SAVED HER!"
Um, that's nice? And I should care because...? If you're referring to the "Edward saves Bella from mortal danger" thing...it IS possible to be in mortal danger WITHOUT having a near death experience. However, if you'd really like to argue over it, contact Otayoni on LiveJournal. She wrote The Catalog, not me. All I did was turn it into a video.
"AND C.S LEWIS IS THE MOST BORING AND UNORIGINAL WRITER OF ALL TIME
SO GET BETTER TASTE IN BOOKS ASWELL"
...Better taste?? BETTER TASTE??? Congrats, little Twi-hard...you've officially ticked me off. Allow me to shoot a few at you: Anne of Green Gables, A Little Princess, Peter Pan and Wendy, Charlotte's Web, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Secret Garden, Little Women, Little House in the Big Woods, Call of the Wild, Treasure Island, A Christmas Carol, The Wind in the Willows, and How the Leopard Got His Spots.
Those are all timeless children's classics. Those are books with good plots, well-developed characters, positive messages and firm, valuable life-lessons. Does Twilight have anything like that? DOES IT?? Don't you DARE talk to me about "taste" until you've read some of the books listed above.
And I won't even go NEAR your disgustingly ignorant insult about C. S. Lewis...
"OHHHH AND SUPPOSED TWI-HARDS YOU SHOULD KNOW WHERE YOUR LOYALTY'S LIE"
Look, honey. Those are Twilighters, not Twi-hards. In other words, they are Twilight fans with intelligence and a good sense of humor. Apparently you have neither, because I specifically warned people like you to WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK. And yet you ignored that and got all mad and offended. If you love Twilight so darn much, why did you even watch this? Smart one.
(And wow, you really abuse the caps lock key a lot, don't you?...) XD
p.s you r jealous just because you would never be able to write somthing as moving and beautiful.
p.s and that was harsh about your love life
pp.s but still true
like water for chocolate
noughts and crosses trilodgy
a long way down
man and boy
elsewhere
memoirs of a teenage amnesiac
memoirs of a geisha
sugar rush
n.1 ladies detective agency and more
firechild
the host and soooo many more
if it werent for your voice
"i have to admit i was i over reacted a bit but i still stand by wat i said."
...Said the north-going Zax to the south-going Zax. =P (And if you don't know what that quote is from or why I quoted it, you REALLY have no right to criticize what I read.)
"i will give u little women but apart from that twilight has taken the place of narnia ok so deal with it."
Twilight may take Narnia's place in YOUR mind, and that's fine. I could care less about that. But like it or not, it will never EVER take Narnia's place in the history of good literature. Narnia is a classic. Twilight is a fad. "Deal with it." =P
"this is besides the point but if u hadn't of made this video i would be imprested by ur courage in destroying the dreams of young girls and boys."
O.o ...Was that English?
And if the dreams of young girls and boys involve falling in love with beautiful, dark, brooding, bipolar, emotionally unstable, border-line abusive people who overstep personal boundaries in the name of "twoo wuv"...then yeah, they need to be destroyed so that better, healthier and more beautiful dreams can move in.
"p.s you r jealous just because you would never be able to write somthing as moving and beautiful."
And how would YOU know? Have you actually read any of my work? No? Then do you have any right to judge me like that? No? Then find a better comeback, hun. And BTW, raping the thesaurus and sticking tons of fancy-shmancy SAT vocabulary in every sentence does NOT count as "beautiful writing".
"and by the way i said that in the heat of the moment so i didnt pay attention to the warning."
Uhhh, it was in the frickin' title. How could you NOT see it?... Oh, nevermind. Sometimes I'm not that observant, either. =)
"p.s and that was harsh about your love life"
Yeah, you cut real deep with that one. My poor, battered feelings may never recover.
"pp.s but still true"
Le sigh...haven't we already been through this? You're making stupid/untrue assumptions and judging me again. That's real nice...judging someone for having an honest opinion about a book... Seriously, do us all a favor and GROW UP. You're giving your fanbase a bad name.
(And it appears that you've moved on to abusing the enter key this time...) XD
EDIT: ADULT books, huh? Hmmm, lemme see...
I've read The Hunchback of Dotre Dame (VERY depressing book, lol), The Three Musketeers, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Sherlock Holmes, a whole bunch of Jane Austen and Charles Dickens (if his books aren't "adult", I don't know what is...) Dr. Jeckle and Mr Hyde, Lord of the Rings (and yes, that is an adult book)...the list goes on for a while.
And in case you haven't noticed, those are all classics, too.
And if you think all those other children's classics I mentioned are only for "kids" and that adults have nothing to gain from them, then you CLEARLY have some growing up to do. Part of becoming an adult is "putting away the desire to be very grown up." --C. S. Lewis
PS. the Noughts and Crosses books AREN'T ADULT. That's why you'll find them in the TEEN section.
Umm greenginger190, first of all just because you dont agree with this doesnt mean you should act like a moron, I mean, "OMG U JEALOUS BITCH," like what are you 8???
Also, if she is giving her opinion on a book or author and you dont agree and react in such a rude immature way, then what gives you the right to give YOUR opinion on an author that she likes...
And another thing, its kinda sad to post a request on all twilight related spots for people to come and argue on your behalf. Its kinda funny actually.....
Oh and by the way the noughts and crosses series isnt a an adult book series, I'll think you'll find it in teen fiction....
yours sincerly
greenginger190
Her level???? You're the one with the "Im right just because" attitude! She isnt denying that a lot of people like twilight, she's just saying that she doesnt like it.
And as much as I love twilight, it isnt particularly out there on the literature horizon.
Hurtful? Honey, you didnt write it, and the characters arent real. Dont you think you're overreacting?
BTW, just to nip it in the bud, I freely admit that there are other Twi-haters out there who can also get really nasty and whatnot. So on behalf on everyone from my side of the Twilight fence, I apologize. Not for the video, but for whatever stupid, mindless insults may or may not have been thrown at you and your fandom. Maybe someday we'll all be able to hold hands, sing kumbaya and peacefully coexist with no problems. XD
EDIT: Ah...well, it seems Jose has done my work for me! Thanks so much, lol. Dealing with greenginger's been quite fun, but it's beginning to tire me. So thanks for saving me the effort. =D You rock.
Thats fine if for you it is great literature, but thats your own personal reasons. Therefore, I dont understand why you cant understand that this is the way that dearheart feels.(sorry I dont know your name). You are arguing about things that she has said or done, and then you are doing them yourself! I am not a bitchy person who likes to start a fight but I cant stand double standards!
"yep and btw i never said your video wasn't funny"
Yeah, you only said it was hurtful and biased and got all butthurt about it. That's all. =P
"smile and the world smiles with you"
Okay, now you're really confusing me. One moment you're yelling and arguing and saying you "won't sink down to my level"...next moment you're getting all nice and smiley and whatnot.
Look, I don't have a problem with you or anyone else liking Twilight. Really, I don't. That's your thing and I respect that.
But I DO have a problem with you blowing up at my opinion and then trying to suck up later when you see that more people are agreeing with me than with you. If you're truly being sincere, forgive me for being skeptical and making assumptions. Otherwise, make up your mind and stick with it. Like Jose said, nobody likes double standards.
Peace out. =)
no ur being a hypocrit 'Peace out. '
???
But, since you want to get literal, allow me to quote myself:
BTW, just to nip it in the bud, I freely admit that there are other Twi-haters out there who can also get really nasty and whatnot. So on behalf on everyone from my side of the Twilight fence, I apologize. Not for the video, but for whatever stupid, mindless insults may or may not have been thrown at you and your fandom. Maybe someday we'll all be able to hold hands, sing kumbaya and peacefully coexist with no problems. XD
Look, I don't have a problem with you or anyone else liking Twilight. Really, I don't. That's your thing and I respect that.
If you're truly being sincere, forgive me for being skeptical and making assumptions.
Ahem. Who's the hypocrite? If that isn't trying to make "peace", I don't know what is.
There's just no pleasing you, is there?... :-/
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