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The (Possibly untrue) things I learnt from Buffy The Vampire Slayer

List by Asvini posted 10 months ago
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Buffy has taught many valid and true life lessons. Others are...questionable. But that's sure as heck not gonna stop me believing them :)

1: The British wear Tweed. All of them. If you don't have at least one tweed outfit check your nationality, because you're apparently not British.

2: Your friends can forgive you for dating a vamp who has tried to kill them, running away from home, believing they aren't real, and even trying to feed them to a demon. But they wont forgive inability to lead an army, so brush up on your commander skills while you have the chance.

3: When English people decide whether to be good or evil it alters their accent. It doesn't matter where about in England they were raised, when they're good they are upper class English and when they turn bad they become cockneys.

4: When it comes to sex, horror movie rules apply. If you have sex something terrible is going to happen. seriously. Every time.

5: Leather pants and all who wear them are evil.

6: No matter how many times your friend is right when they suspect someone is evil it is still okay to doubt them every single time they do.

7: It is not considered fickle to nearly end the world due to grief at the loss of your lover then start dating again a few months later.

8: When someone you love dies don't worry. You'll probably see them almost as often as you did before.

9: If your friend returns to their former evil ways and kills people try to kill them with a sword. Even if they became human in the first place through the simple act of destroying their amulet, so making them human again would be easier than attacking them with a sword. Don't even mention the easy 'destroy the amulet' thing. The sword plan is cooler.

10: You will only get in a fight with the type of demon that can only be killed in a specific way when there is luckily someone around who knows how.

11: Clawing out of a grave through 6 feet of dirt will leave a slight smudge on your face. The rest of you will remain perfectly clean.
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omg that was hilarious! i especially loved 1, 5, 6, 10, and 11 hahahahaha
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i absolutely love this list! you are a genius asvini! a complete genius! love it! #s 1, 8, and 11 cracked me up the most!

i think i feel props coming up...
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Yukari12 said:
hahahaha
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LMAO. I agree spikes_girl #'s 1, 8, and 11, were classic. This is for sure getting props. And I must add it gave me much needed inspiration to write my own similar article about One Tree Hill. haha still laughing bout the tweed, "check your nationality" too funny!
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ekid020 said:
As to # 5: What about Buffy hello she almost always wore leather. Spike wore leather even after he got a soul. And Angel that awesome jacket (Gotta get my hands on one of those), leather! The 3 strongest good characters on the show. What do all 3 have in common- well besides that they all slept with Buffy- They all wore leather!
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Asvini said:
Leather jackets are cool, it's the pants that are evil, lol.

In fact the only times I remember Buffy wearing leather pants is when she was planning to kill Faith and when it was Faith in Buffy's body...See, evil! :)
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Yeah, it doesn't say leather is evil it says leather pants, and they did seem to have an evil affect on the characters, lol.

Also I have to say, Buffy didn't almost always wear leather. In fact in 7 years I can only remember her wearing leather like 4 times.
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ladycroft said:
hahahahahah 5 10 11 hilarious haha
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ok heres a sterotype for ya, im british and i do own tweed!
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haha this is brilliant!!!
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love it (:
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dipsy said:
its good
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Amber132 said:
Haha :D these are great. I especially loved 1, 2 and 8 lol
I wish I was british then I could have a cool evil accent and wear tweed :D
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I really love this, but, Buffy wears leather pants...
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