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As many of you may know Nika, Debs, and myself are plotting the kidnapping of Joss Whedon in order to force a movie and answer many of our questions regarding his creations. In addition to having to arrange the popcorn, cookies, ropes, and other supplies we also need to form a list of questions for his capture. With this in mind I have started this topic in an attempt to gather the questions we the fans have, into a nice list.
Note to Joss:
Dear Sir, Lord, and Master,
Should you, by chance, stumble or click upon this forum do not be alarmed. We bear you no ill will and wish only for your well being and success. Our actions are done in love and if you would supply us with a film, mini-series, or even the cartoon we have hear rumor of, drastic actions may be avoided. Also, we ask you to please take the time out of your day to answer these questions should you deem us worthy of your time. If we aren't worthy we shall gladly supply you with a ritual sacrifice a day, taken perhaps from a WB show spot in retalliation for their treatment of you, our Lord and Master.
Until we find you alone in and in a secluded area,
ArabellaElfie and co-conspiratiors
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- Spike's family tree, both vamp and human
- Why didn't Spike and/or Angel smell Buffy in the Girl in Question?
- Why didn't Buffy sense Spike and/or Angel in the Girl in Question? And if she did, why did she ignore them?
- What exaclty brought Angel back (answer besides "a spinoff" please)
- If Slayer blood is such a high, does that mean Dawn's blood is as well? If that is the case then does Slayer blood act as an activation device? If so, why isn't Dawn a potential or a fully fledged Slayer because she is made out of Buffy
- If the Watcher's Council is so large (as seen in season 5 and seven), why does it take so long to replace Faith's Watcher?
- How, exactly were the Watcher Families (Wesley and Giles both come from a family of Watchers) founded? I believe this could best be told in a Giles themed movie prehaps....BBC anyone?
okay i actually know the answer to this question but just for the bangelers
-can demons love?
-will you ever consider making a animated series from the comics
are we allowed to ask dollhousey stuff?
and erm are we allowed to nick some popcorn
erm...a question...a question ... I think there are to many I've asked myself to remember :(
Where did Willow buy those pink fuzzy Jumpers? Or were they made for her?
~Is the dragon that came through in The Gift the same one that Angel wants to slay?
~Do these questions have to be about characters?
If not
~Why did we not get to see more of ASH and JM singing?!?
*places large bowls of popcorn on the table, along with cupcakes - I really made some today! - on the table*
I should mention that we, of course, have a lair, but it's s nice lair. Less First Evil, more Angel Investigations
-okay ultimate question *sharpens knife* who's you favorite buffy couple?
question, just because I feel the need to add one, though not the need for speed. I'm strange that way.
- If the entire cast is not available/interested (I'm talking to you SMG) would you ever consider doing an animated movie? I do believe you could get 99% of the original cast back and you could do anything you desire because it has to be cheaper than a live action movie
- The scyth is an amazing weapon but just as a general question, how did we not put it together before? Buffy uses stakes and axes to a great degree but never before have we linked the two. Do you have us under some sort of spell? If so, are you an Amy, Willow, or Tara?
So, Joss... Don't feel threatened... yet! I'm just getting warmed up...
-What about the cheese guy? He was really weird!
-Did u have to kill Angel? Couldn't Buffy just cut him with the sword and throw it threw the portal, instead of him?
P.S. Debs, first things first, thank u for the greatest contribution in history! U rock!
Did u mean to write "spike's" instead of "angel's"?
The dragon thing has had me pondering for a while!
Question
~ Do Simon and Kaylee get married and have ittybitty babies??? (PLEASE say yes!)
YUMM popcorn my fave *scoffs*
Okay, name, thinking....have no ideas. I do know that DB has expressed no interest in doing a Buffy movie either though.
-Would you consider letting Buffy have both vamps to oblige the shippers? If not, will she end up by herself?
-Does Buffy ever hear from Angel that Spike is still alive?
-Did Darla ever sire any other vamps besides Angelus? Did Spike ever sire anyone besides his mother?
-What was Darla's real name that she couldn't remember?
-What happened to Spike's father by the time he was turned?
As far as our lair goes I think we should vote as I have *snatches property deeds out of the air; poof AI building one is back in one piece - leather couch included* deeds to both. So who wants to plot where? Anybody have strong feelings? I'm thinking we take the furniture from the original AI office and move it to the Hyperion for spacing issues.
Now on to some Dollhouse questions, lol.
-Will we ever see any of the Buffy cast besides ED and AA in the cast (*coughJMcough*)?
-Will we ever find out Echo's real name?
-What is it about her mysterious sister?
- How much does a Watcher make? Is it a flat rate once one is trainer or is a field Watcher (active) paid more? Do they get a bounus for each apocolaypse averted or year that their charge live? Do they get dental?
- Has there ever been a turned Slayer? (besides the one in the Buffy novel "Tempted Champions")
- Why are some Slayers trained and aware of it early and others hit out of the blue
- The state of Anya's soul
Firefly now
- What is Book's histroy?
- Mal's lovelife; is there more of a history there to help explain his adversion to Inara.
- When can we buy Fruity Oaty bars?
The turned Slayer I want to see to.
-Does a turned Slayer keep her soul?
Very much agreed that JM should be in DH!!!!!
Oh and I love the watchers pay question!!!
~Will Willow or Xander ever end up with anyone not demon-ish or Supernaturally inclined!
~Roughly how many slayers are there now all over the world (ok that might be a though one :S)
I have some Willow themed questions
- When the Slayers were activated by Willow at the end of Chosen do vamps who were/are potentials become activated and gain more strength?
- That wonderful Sunball thing Tara and Willow were working on in season five (Checkpoint I believe), which would have made Chosen so much eaiser and less Spike dusty - what happened to it? I'm sure they could have finished it but we never see it come to pass.
- Pencils; Willow is very apt at using these for vamp dusting but we never see it again. Why doesn't she just climb on top of the crypt in Bargaining for example, and let them fly?
- If Willow is season two when she is very, very new to witchcraft and injuired can return Angelus' soul and in season seven she is powerful enough to activate all the Slayers wouldn't it be simple to just reensoul all the vamps? We might need a very, very large orb of Thesula but could it be done?
A general question or two;
- Sunnydale has an international airport, a world class museum, a zoo, and a university which people travel to to attend; but it's a 'small town' - explain please
- Are there any American Watchers? I was just thinking and I can't find any in recent memory
Like.
I know everyone wants to know about Spike more than Angel.
Why did Spike did get a soul for Buffy?
Well, I know that a lot of people have ask this question and a lot of fans were mad that Spike raped Buffy towards the end of the season 6.
Still, not satisfy why there not a lot of Spuffy in the series. Unlike Bangel theres a lot of Bangel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Should there be more of Spuffy than Bangel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Well, how I do Arabella Elfie, NikaDawson and Amazondebs?
Who is older, the Master or the UberVamps?
If the Master is older, why is he more human looking?
If the Ubervamps are older, why do they dust instead of leaving a corpse like the Master?
After Willow completes the spell in Chosen, why does she just lie there Magic-gasm-ing while the little slayers die.. when she could be using all of that goddess magic to kick ubervamp ass?
That will be all Joss.. for now!
This has seriously become the hightlight of my day...is that sad?