From an email. Enjoy!
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges... You do the math.
Your $400,000 Vancouver home is a mere 5 hours from downtown.
You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
W - e - e - d
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA
You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
Ott-a-wa... who?
Tax is 6% instead of approximately 200% as it is for the rest of the country.
You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
It's a downhill run to get to every other province.
The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
You never run out of wheat.
Your province is really easy to draw.
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