Sarah Jessica Parker says she’s not a slave to fashion like her “Sex and the City” character Carrie Bradshaw. “I am a mother, wife and working woman in the first place, clothes do not play such a big role in my life than they do in Carrie’s.”
If you're like me and have only been laid once in your life (Thank you, Y2K!), you'll immediately recognize Laura Vandervoort as Kara/Supergirl on Smallville. If you've never seen Smallville, soon you'll recognize Laura as Bikini Girl #2 in the Audrina Patridge vehicle Into the Blue 2: Script? Shit, We Just Put a Bunch of Chicks in Bikinis. Academy Awards, watch out!
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Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what's under those stars. Wow! You won't believe it.*
NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.
*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*
**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. HA HA = I love asterisks!
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It's a documented fact that I want the entire cast of The Hills to get West Nile Virus in the face. That said, when one of them, in this case Audrina Patridge, slaps on a bikini I'm compelled by my dedication to science to post the above pics. Here she is on the set of her first film Into the Blue 2: Now With More Bikini!. After the film's smashing straight to video success, you can look forward to seeing her next movie Jugsalonia: Starring Audrina, That Other Chick from The Hills with Fake Tits. Yeah, With the Wonk-Eye. God, I love cinema.
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