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For those who can't get enough dirt about their favorite celebrities
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Pitt threatens legal action over family photos Jul 24, 2008 at 01:26AM Source: MSNBC
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Oh, my darling: Hawke welcomes Clementine Jul 23, 2008 at 11:03PM Source: MSNBC |
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In-centsed! 50 Cent sues Taco Bell over ads Jul 23, 2008 at 10:52PM Source: MSNBC
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DMX indicted on felony identity theft Jul 23, 2008 at 06:27PM Source: MSNBC
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Sophie Monk in a bikini Jul 23, 2008 at 04:46PM Source: The Superficial![]() These pics tell an incredible story. A story about Sophie Monk in a bikini. Then in a wetsuit. Then stripping out of that wetsuit while taking a shower and now she's just in a bikini. It's basically The Greatest Story Ever Told, and I'll fight to the death anyone that says otherwise. UPDATE: Even God agrees. Check out this e-mail: The Superficial, That shit straight PWNED The Bible. Ha, what was I thinking with the plagues and talking donkeys? If you want to tell a story and tell it right, you use bikinis. I'll remember that next time for "The Bible 2: Now with More Lightsaber Fights." Keep it real, Big Dong G Upstairs Photos: Pacific Coast News
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Brooke Hogan might be posing for Playboy Jul 23, 2008 at 04:45PM Source: The Superficial![]() Brooke Hogan has been offered the cover of the 55th Anniversary of Playboy. And she's actually considering doing it! I don't know why I just used an exclamation mark. Oh, that's right; I plan on jabbing it in my eye. NY Daily News reports: Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.Hugh Hefner just heard this news and put down his pipe in disgust: "I never! The day Playboy runs photographs of trannies is the day Hugh Hefner succumbs to senility. I'll see to this." He immediately buzzes his secretary: "Get Marilyn Monroe on the line. Also, I've pooped again and want to watch cartoons." Video of Brooke discussing the photo shoot after the jump. Photos: Splash News
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Amy Winehouse immortalized in wax Jul 23, 2008 at 04:00PM Source: The Superficial![]() Amy Winehouse, for who the hell knows what reason, has been immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds in London. Her parents Mitch and Janis stopped by for the unveiling sans Amy which prompted Mitch to ask Janis "Why couldn't you have had a wax baby? I want a divorce." The AP reports: The singer's parents, Mitch and Janis Winehouse, attended the unveiling, but the 24-year-old soul diva did not. Her father said she was working and would see the waxwork in the next few weeks.For even further authenticity, the statue was rolled around the inside of a dumpster out back. These people don't fuck around. Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
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Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures in the Making Jul 23, 2008 at 01:18PM Source: Egotastic! |
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Matthew McConaughey shouldn't be allowed in a delivery room Jul 23, 2008 at 01:15PM Source: The Superficial
Matthew McConaughey's longtime girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to their son Levi Alves McConaughey on July 7, and two weeks later, they popped him on the cover of OK! Magazine for a cool $3 mil. Thankfully, unlike the Jessica Alba and Jamie Lynn bullshit fests, this one is full of Matthew McConaughey ridiculousness. Turns out the dude's idea of Lamaze is throwing a rave between a woman's legs while she's giving birth. You can't make this stuff up. Scope out the highlights:
On coaching Camila:
"We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music."
On finding out it was a boy:
"I said, 'Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we'd been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila]."
On how long he's wanted to be a dad:
"I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I've dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming!"
I will admit their baby is probably the cutest one I've had to look at during Celeb Uterus Summer Slam '08. Of course, I'm only saying that because Levi will grow up to be Earth's warrior king after he defeats the invading Martian army with a battle axe. Or he'll get really baked and live in a van on the beach with a pet ostrich. It's a toss up.
Photo: OK! Magazine
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‘Batman’ star denies assault allegations Jul 23, 2008 at 01:14PM Source: MSNBC
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