hmmm....
i guess mine one would have to be , among others,:
Chandler : ( picks up a miniature liqueur bottle ) I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
'Look at all the space on her side of the bed. You could fit a giant penguin over there. That'd be weird though.'
'No you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!'
'Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.'
'But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly!'
'You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?'
Alright, so my list is WAY longer but that will do for now ;]
'Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT." '
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i guess mine one would have to be , among others,:
Chandler : ( picks up a miniature liqueur bottle ) I'll take one. Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant.
'Look at all the space on her side of the bed. You could fit a giant penguin over there. That'd be weird though.'
'No you didn't get me! It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!'
'Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name.'
'But I didn't get to shake my belly like a bowl full of jelly!'
'You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?'
Alright, so my list is WAY longer but that will do for now ;]
“All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers... it doesn't make much of a difference.”
"Chandler: Oh, my God, you can do a duet of "Ebony and Ivory" all by yourself."
"All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men."
Monica: "Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing."
Chandler: "Well, how do you find clothes that fit?"
"Oh, man - in my next life I'm coming back as a toilet brush!"
"You kissed my best Ross! Or something to that effect..."
"Hey, that monkey's got a Ross on its ass!"
"Stop staring at my wife's legs...no, no, stop staring at your sisters legs!"
"I'm not really good at giving advices. Do you want a sarcastic comment?"
"Yes, hitting her with a frying pan is a good idea. We might want to have a back-up plan though, just in case she isn't a cartoon!"
"Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen."
"Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?"
"I'm sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I'm saying 'I do'; he's thinking 'Yeah, I'd do her too!"
"Pants,
Like Shorts,
But Longer!"
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