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(WARNING: This Soapbox may cause boredom if not in the mood for a story. Very light comedy. You have been warned)
(WARNING 2: This soapbox contains sad sequences that (this has not yet been proven) may make you cry. BEWARE!)
When I was about eight years old, I got an early birthday present. My parents had put something in a B-day bag, and put it on the table. It was like, three weeks before my B-day, so there weren't any decorations. I took the bag, and since I did it with all my presents,...shook the bag. Not violently, just a little shake.
An Anderson man was injured in a bicycle-pickup accident at 5:20 p.m. Tuesday on Cedar Road east of Anderson, according to the Missouri State Highway Patrol.