| When Chuck Norris falls in water, he does not get... |
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, he does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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| Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris... |
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Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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| There are no weapons of mass descrution; Chuck... |
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There are no weapons of mass descrution; Chuck Norris lives in Oklahhoma.
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| If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck... |
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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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| Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird. |
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
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| Death Once had a Near- Chuck Norris Experience |
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Death Once had a Near-Chuck Norris Experience
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| When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he... |
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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