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Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long ago and I noticed this one question I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" or something like that.
I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the more recent ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid question to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.
Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.
I'm trying to find a way to just delete this question, because I posted it a year ago and don't even recall the reasons why it was asked, and because my favorite character is being insulted.
www.fanpop.com/spots/edward-and-renesmee/picks/results...lla
I guess the point of my writing this is that I'm pissed off that some dumbass can be so offended by a freaking fanpick on a fan website.
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moo000
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15 days ago
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I bought this book for my sister and have not read it yet but it looks hilarious.
This is just the blurb, but its really funny and I thought you would all apereciate it.
About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him–which I assumed was wildly out of his control–that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon’s hilarious send-up of Twilight.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events–Edwart leaves his tater tots untouched at lunch! Edwart saves her from a flying snowball!–Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to...
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If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
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I felt like writing this article after reading a fellow ex-CAT member's article on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.
"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater or anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer or her fans, and don’t throw nasty or immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)
"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between criticism and cruelty. Don’t say dumb things like “OMG edwards so gay becuz he sparklz,” “twilight sucks [bleep],” etc. Just don’t. If you have something negative to say about Twilight, please put it in a way that isn’t crude, unintelligent or mean-spirited. If you don’t want things to get ugly, don’t make them ugly. Comprende?"
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