Critical Analysis of Twilight The crazy Twilight merchandise game

Asvini posted on Aug 23, 2009 at 09:21PM
There has been a lot of talk about the amount of weird or over the top merchandise related to Twilight, and it inspired the Twilight crazy merchandise game.

Here's how you play:
You have to guess/make up a random Twilight product and the next person to post has to find an image of it to prove it exists.

So as an example I'll start by putting one we all know about already, to start off easy: 'Twilight Shower curtain'
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over a year ago Mimeko said…
Well i found this lovely twilight dog shirt.
Well i found this lovely twilight dog shirt.
over a year ago Free_Spirit said…
hahaha that is cool. well no one said anything so i am going to post something anti twilight he he he
hahaha that is cool. well no one said anything so i am going to post something anti twilight he he he
over a year ago XChatterbox14x said…
smile
i looked on google images and found a twii (twilight wii game) i think someone has just made the image up, but it might b real - (i really hope not thgh!)
i looked on google images and found a twii (twilight wii game) i think someone has just made the imag
over a year ago XChatterbox14x said…
erm can someone find a true blood vs twilight top/hoodie or somethin? thnx
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
This is the best I could find...

...Twilight pet food...
This is the best I could find...

...Twilight pet food...
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
smile
^ haha id love to see that
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
^^ so would I. :) Weeny beef-flavoured Edward and Bella biscuits.... Resenmee dog chews...

-Daydreams-
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over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
haha
over a year ago gracey909 said…
heart
wish i was isbella because i love edward he is hot
over a year ago CULLEN-HALE said…
kiss
im team jacob :)
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
Erm.... this has totally gone off track...


SOMEONE FIND TWILIGHT PET FOOD!!
over a year ago CULLEN-HALE said…
kiss
sorry guys i look it up like 5 times and couldn't find anything... i guess they didn't make twilight pet food yet the best i can find is some fan art SO funny if you've read the books...

team jacob doggy shirt :P
sorry guys i look it up like 5 times and couldn't find anything... i guess they didn't make twilight
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
angry
DAMMIT! NO REAL TWILIGHT DOG FOOD!?!?!!!

It's just GHASTLY!!
over a year ago CULLEN-HALE said…
heart
i know right?? i thought for sure they would have somthing,,, everyone please do keep looking for the dog food,,, remember the lamp? lol it might take us a while but maybe we will eventualy find doggy food :),, never loose hope lol
over a year ago Shannan_11 said…
found it XD

amm...... its really hard to pick something!!

oh i got it!!

an apple with twilight logo carved in to it !! XD
found it XD

amm...... its really hard to pick something!!

oh i got it!!

an apple with twilight log
over a year ago CULLEN-HALE said…
kiss
sorry couldn't find it carved in an apple,, but i found a pumpkin xD


ummm... man i thought about somthing good earlier and i lost it :(
well this isn't it but it'll do
Twilight iPod
sorry couldn't find it carved in an apple,, but i found a pumpkin xD


ummm... man i thought about
over a year ago pixie09 said…
twilight belt buckle, (like one of those big ones that cowboys wear :p)
twilight belt buckle, (like one of those big ones that cowboys wear :p)
over a year ago CULLEN-HALE said…
kiss
alright guys i found 4 lol (ps for those of you who dont know the one with the V on it is the crest for the volturi)

ummm..... twilight or new moon mushroom chair

alright guys i found 4 lol (ps for those of you who dont know the one with the V on it is the crest f
over a year ago Myf_1992 said…
creapy pumpkin, that would scare me more than the usual scary smile.
over a year ago kayleebabee said…
yeah this was all i could find i went throo about four pages of chairs#
scary dude
oh and find a life size jacob wolf teddy!
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yeah this was all i could find i went throo about four pages of chairs#
scary dude
oh and find a li
over a year ago shannyshoobop said…
no i don't think you get it..sorry.

erm..a magazine ALL about twilight that gets sold in the UK..leave the link xx
over a year ago topez99 said…
Psssssssssssssssssh yeah. Here's one.











Anyone find a "Proud to be a Twi-Hard" shirt? XC
Psssssssssssssssssh yeah.  Here's one.











Anyone find a "Proud to be a Twi-Hard"
over a year ago Shannan_11 said…
i couldnt find a t shirt but here is a badge

umm.... socks with those toes on them and a picture of edward on each toe...lol... prob impossible to find!
i couldnt find a t shirt but here is a badge

umm.... socks with those toes on them and a picture of
over a year ago almostalice20 said…
hey guys! im new to this game but i looked at all the pages so hopefully i wont repeat. i couldnt find the toe socks but i found something tht i think is prty hilarious.... its an Edward Cullen sock zombie!

someone find a notepad that says "Bite Me"
hey guys! im new to this game but i looked at all the pages so hopefully i wont repeat. i couldnt fin
over a year ago almostalice20 said…
I may have found the twilight dog food. this might b human food im not sure
I may have found the twilight dog food. this might b human food im not sure
over a year ago kayleebabee said…
blush
OH MI GOHD THESE EXIST!!!!!!
now ummmm twlight pjs wit eddie poos face on the front lol
(oh and i am shamed to admit that i was once a little twifan)
OH MI GOHD THESE EXIST!!!!!!
now ummmm twlight pjs wit eddie poos face on the front lol
(oh and i a
over a year ago almostalice20 said…
haha I cant believe they actually hav these who would wear them?
next twilight slippers
haha I cant believe they actually hav these who would wear them?
next twilight slippers
over a year ago CULLEN-HALE said…
ridiculously easy to find i cant belive no one thought of the slipper it took me like 2 seconds to find them lolz.


what nxt hmmmmmm????..... i've got it!!!! CULLENISN TEE-SHIRT!! lmao i wonder if they made 'em yet?!

EDIT: wow im bloned today i forgot the slipper pic lol
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ridiculously easy to find i cant belive no one thought of the slipper it took me like 2 seconds to fi
over a year ago almostalice20 said…
this was prty easy to find did you know that cullenism is the official religion of twilight....wow lol

next how bout a shirt bout renesme
this was prty easy to find did you know that cullenism is the official religion of twilight....wow lo
over a year ago TheCullenSlayer said…
I'm a bit new here, but I've seen all the pages here so I get the idea fairly well, and I've seen what has already been posted.

I couldn't find one that Twitards would like, all I found were a few icons that said "Team Renesmee" but I did find a t-shirt that was about Renesmee, that I think is funny.

Next maybe a Twilight condom. I've heard about them but I haven't seen any pictures. OR maybe a shop with nothing but Twilight merch *cringe*
I'm a bit new here, but I've seen all the pages here so I get the idea fairly well, and I've seen wha
over a year ago moo000 said…
this was already posted, but I'll post it again to keep the game moving.

twilight wrapping paper
this was already posted, but I'll post it again to keep the game moving. 

twilight wrapping paper
over a year ago TheCullenSlayer said…
Oops sorry. Well here's the wrapping paper. Next... Bella strawberry shampoo!

I can't believe this stuff actually exists. It's pretty ugly...
Oops sorry. Well here's the wrapping paper. Next... Bella strawberry shampoo! 

I can't believe this
over a year ago lollipopszx3 said…
This is... wow.

Now... A Twilight Knife! (I didn't feel like checking if someone already did that. If they did find a different one)
This is... wow.

Now... A Twilight Knife! (I didn't feel like checking if someone already did that.
over a year ago pufllys said…
big smile
Can't find one :(
Maybe I just didn't look enough...

Next someone look for a Jacob toothbrush or tooth paste (like lollipopszx3 I am not going to check if someone already did this)
over a year ago emisa123 said…
Um, I think I found a Twilight letter opener before. That's kind of like a knife
How about a Twilight Puzzle?
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over a year ago nati30 said…
now... um, twilight trash can
now... um, twilight trash can
over a year ago Free_Spirit said…
I couldn't find a trash can so i thought i'd just find something weird, a New moon puzzle ball.
Umm next a Twilight sculpture
sorry if its already been done
I couldn't find a trash can so i thought i'd just find something weird, a New moon puzzle ball.
Umm
over a year ago xxXsk8trXxx said…
this is the closest thing i could find. it's still creepy
next, a twilight bedroom! (sry if its done already)
this is the closest thing i could find. it's still creepy
next, a twilight bedroom! (sry if its done
over a year ago nessiecullen9 said…
Next how about a twilight bra! I've heard they are real but i'm not that sure!
Next how about a twilight bra! I've heard they are real but i'm not that sure!
over a year ago Milena96 said…
now you can be sure!!!
i mean hey people this is reallyyy crazy who will wear this thing???
next...... ummmmmm, twilight gloves.......
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now you can be sure!!!
i mean hey people this is reallyyy crazy who will wear this thing???
next.....
over a year ago shannyshoobop said…
this was easy to find:D
click the link for the photo:L
link
erm twilight dog toys:L
over a year ago nessiecullen9 said…
I can't find dog toys i looked for HOURS! What about twilight winter stuff. (Like winter hats, gloves boots anything that has to do with the cold)
over a year ago xxXsk8trXxx said…
OH MY GOD. THEY HAVE THESE. 0_0
next is...um...twilight...underwear? (regardless of gender)
OH MY GOD. THEY HAVE THESE. 0_0
next is...um...twilight...underwear? (regardless of gender)
over a year ago bananach said…
laugh
plenty of women's underwear out there but i found something even better:
mens twilight underwear.


how about a twilight coat (not like a hoodie, but a full on coat)
plenty of women's underwear out there but i found something even better:
mens twilight underwear.


h
over a year ago shannyshoobop said…
i have a coat that bella wore on twilight if thats okay:L?
link
twilight and supernatural top?
over a year ago _BookLover101_ said…
sweet_n_silly what were the keey words for the 'you smell funny' thing or the link
and nada shannyshoobop
banana hammock
over a year ago MadamOcta13 said…
I couldn't find any.

Here's a good one: Twilight baby bottles.
over a year ago friendsfan101 said…
Sorry, couldn't find one.

Twilight Baby Bibs.
over a year ago MadamOcta13 said…
There's a ton at cafepress.com, but this is the one I chose:

(Twilight doorknobs)
There's a ton at cafepress.com, but this is the one I chose:

(Twilight doorknobs)
over a year ago ravenclawgirl5 said…
Aww, I couldn't find any Twilight door knobs, but I found door hangers. Are those close enough?


Next: Find Twilight . . . um . . . toothbrush? Has that been done before?
Aww, I couldn't find any Twilight door knobs, but I found door hangers. Are those close enough?