This topic is for fun. Just make up funny scenarios that would never happen on set.
It's 4 a.m. and Lindsay drunkly staggers into a deserted lab, sits down at a desk, lays her head down on the computer keybord and goes to sleep. Mac shows up around 6 a.m. or whatever time a good CSI boss would appear and notices Lindsay at her desk.
Mac : Have you been here all night ?
Linds: Yeah, well, you know, I really want to crack this case.
Mac : You're keen - I like that !
Linds *stands up and looks at Mac straight in the eyes* : I'm just doing my job, Mac
* The team is in the AV room watching Forrest Gump, Mac walks in*
Mac: Hey what are you guys doing?
Danny: Oh hey Mac, we were just watching Fo... *Lindsay elbows him* security tapes from the crime scene
Mac: Right okay.. so Stella ...
Stella: *Staring at Mac totally zoned out*
Mac: Stella!
Stella: Oh right yeah sorry it's just that.. has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Lt. Dan Taylor from Forrest Gump
Mac: Right..okay so Lindsay did you get anything from the finger prints
Lindsay: No match in any database.. now that you mention it Stella her kinda does look like Lt.Dan
Stella: *Still keeps staring at Mac*
Mac: Stella, will you please pay attention
Stella: Sorry it's just that ...
Mac: I know, you think I look like Lt. Dan now can we please move on, what was that substance you found on the vics shirt?
Stella: oh yeah well I found some ... (names all theses scientific things)
Mac: okay which is found in many foods so what is it?
Stella: ice-cream, Lt. Dan, ice-cream!
=)) I loooove it :)) I can imagine Mac's face :)) "I know, you think I look like Lt. Dan now can we please move on, what was that substance you found on the vics shirt?"
:O HAHA, this is hilarious!
I've only just come across this, but i'll give it a shot lol.
*Mac, Stella, Lindsay & Danny are in the lab looking over evidence*
Mac: Is it just me or it really hot in here? *takes off jacket*
Stella: It is a bit, so i found some blo...
Mac: I don't mean just hot, like really hot *starts unbuttoning shirt*
Stella: Mac what are you doing?
*Lindsay and Danny are just standing there*
*Mac is now topless*
Lindsay: Have you been working out Mac?
Mac: Yep! :)
Stella: *stares*
Danny: You call that working out Mac? *Danny now takes off his shirt*
Lindsay: *stares*
Stella: *still stairing*
Mac: *flex's muscles*
Stella: Nice guns, *touches Mac arms*
Lindsay: *touches Dannys arms*
Flack: *walks in* Hey guys i found out who our john d...whatttt the hell?
Danny: It was Macs fault
Mac: Not my fault the air conditioning doesn't work
Stella: Oh no i like it this way....i mean, we should get them fixed.
Lindsay: Yeah totally
Flack: geez your right, it is hot in here *Starts taking off shirt*
Stella and Lindsay: *both look at each other with big grins*
LOL, that was so stupid :P
I was just writing anything, first thing that came to my mind.
^Ahahahahahahahahaha!xD
Flack: geez your right, it is hot in here *Starts taking off shirt*
Stella and Lindsay: *both look at each other with big grins*
This was awesome. Now for my very,veeery bad one:
Stella://I haven't seen Mac in a while..hope he's okay. Maybe I should go over...//
(A few hours later)
Stella:*outside Mac's house* Mac?..*knocks door*
*weird noises*
Stella: Mac?! Are you okay? *gets spare key, opens door*
*Mac is standing on a table, singing:*
Mac:First I was afraid, I was pertrfied...*sees Stella*
*girlsih scream* St-Stella!
Stella:O_o
Mac:O.O
...
Mac: How long were you there?
*Mac is standing on a table, singing:*
Mac:First I was afraid, I was pertrfied...*sees Stella*
*girlsih scream* St-Stella!
Stella:O_o
Mac:O.O
...
Mac: How long were you there?
I have one. Maybe its not very funny:
*There are some criminals in the lab. The taxi killer and Shane. Every CSI is there. Danny is holding his little daughter.*
Danny*to Shane*: Here. Babysit her a second.
Lindsay: Danny you can't give our daugher to this man.
*She takes her daughter and says to the taxi killer*:
Here. Take care of her. We want to have a nice evening.
Then the others: Yes, no its much better.
*They all go to Sullivan's*
How was that?
*Danny has argued with Lindsay and need a friend to talk to, and goes to Don.* *Danny knocks on the door and Don opens*
Danny: Hey, Don. I need a friend to talk to. *almost crying* Can I come in?
*Don slams the door right in his face*
Angell: Whats going on? *half-naked*
Don: Quick, under the bed. *stressed*
*Don opens the door again*
Danny: Was that A...
Don: THE TV. YEP, THE TV. DEFINIATELY.
"Danny: Hey, Don. I need a friend to talk to. *almost crying* Can I come in?
*Don slams the door right in his face*
Angell: Whats going on? *half-naked*
Don: Quick, under the bed. *stressed*"
:))) :P keep adding :)
*Adam was walking on the street, on his way to work, He sees a coin on the street. Suddenly a small Lindsay appears in his left.*
Small Lindsay: Don't even think about it, Adam !! Someone left that coin there and maybe he'll come back for it!!
Adam: Lindsay ??
SL: Yes, it's me ! Now move on ! Forget about the coin!
Adam: The coin ? The shiny coin ? *makes puppy eyes looking at the coin*
Small Danny *appers in his right*: Take it !!
Adam: Danny ??
SD: Take the coin, Adam !
SL: Leave it there, Adam! Danny, shut up!
SD: What ?? I was saying..he should take the coin and ..give it to that old lady over there *points at some poor grandma on the street*
Adam: Guys..I..just..that coin looks like
SL: Looks like nothing! Forget about it and move on! You're not a theif, Adam! You're a good person!
SD: Adam, come on, man..take it..*whispering* you'll bye nice things with it..you know what I'm talkin' about..forget about Lindsay and that old lady..have fun!! Be adventurous!
SL: Danny, shut up!! Adam, is this who you are ? Is this who you really are? Do you really need a coin?
Adam: Not ..really..*very confused takes one step back*
SD: Adam, go closer to it..pick it up!! Nothing bad's gonna happen! See how it shines ?
Adam: yeeeah *wants the coin*
SL: No, Adam! Wrong !!
Adam: yes..wrong ..*doesn't want the coin*
*A speeding car passes and makes a loud noise so Adam covers his ears. He wakes up in the lab, realising he hasn't finished a test. Danny and Lindsay come in, talking..laughing..*
Lindsay: Hey, Adam!
Danny: What'up, man? You fell asleep?
*Adam gets up and runs in an instant faster than the wind*: Leave me alooooooneeee !!!
*In Heaven, the two meet :P*
Aiden: 'tsup!
Jess: Hey..*looks around*
Aiden: so..you're Flack's girl..
Jess: Yeah..*smiles*
Aiden: Ok..ok..well..welcome! I'm Aiden, former CSI..
Jess: Yeah I know..I've seen pics with you..*simles* It's nice out here..
Aiden: Yup..come on pick your stuff, we're going to your new home!
Jess *smiles but can't hold it anymore*: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!..
Aiden *turns around* : Girl, what're you doin' ? Stop crying !
Jess: I want baaaack !! I wanna go home..to MY home..*cries louder*
Aiden *hugs her* : Come on..here's not bad..Trust me !
jess: But I'll miss him.. :((
Aiden: No you won't ..come here, let me show you smth!
*Aiden snaps her fingers and they're suddenly in a room with a big window. They look through it and see the CSIs"
Jess: Don!!! *Trying to reach him* There he is!..
Aiden: Yup..that's Don.. Are you feeling better now ? You can see him from here every day if that's what you want.. you can see anybody..
Jess *whipes her tears*: Really ?
Aiden: No..just kiddin'..*takes off the poster with the CSIs*
Jess: But..I saw him..it was him..
Aiden: No..it wasn't..
Jess: But..
Aiden: But nothing! You think that because I died I have to accept you? Your relation with him ? I would have become his girl ! Me !!
Jess: What ?? Do you know who I am?
Aiden: You're nobody !
Jess: Wooohh..wait! I just came here ! How can you welcome me like this ?
Aiden: Sorry..Hi, I'm Aiden.
Jess: I'm Jess!
*they kiss on the cheeck*
Aiden: Want some cookies ?
Jess: No, thanks !
Aiden:..Ok..uhm..
Jess: Can I use the bathroom?
Aiden: Sure..the second door on the right!
Jess: Thanks !
Aiden: No problem :)
*Jess goes..aaand she comes back*
Aiden: Ok..do..you..want me to take your coat?
Jess: Oh...sure!
Aiden: Ok ! Takes it and puts it in the wardrobe.
Jess: Ok..better now..
Aiden: Ok..so where were we ?
Jess: You were calling me a bitch !
Aiden: Yeah !! No..I wasn't !
Jess: No ?
Aiden: Noo..*confused*
Jess: Ok..but you were totally saying smth about me ..and you and..Don..
Aiden: Yeah! I should have been with him..if it wasn't for that DJ Pratt..
Jess: Well, you died ! And ..that's that ! And now..
Aiden: And now you died too!! Ha !!
Jess *looks at Aiden*: yeah..*calm* that's..true..
Aiden *looks at Jess* : so...we're both dead..he's there..
Jess: Who knows who he'll meet..
Aiden: Yeah..
Jess: Hey, you know Danny had a kid with Lindsay?
Aiden: Danny's a father ?? *excited* Wait..who's Lindsay?
Jess: I'll tell all about them..
*they go away happy chatting*
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Mac: Hey what are you guys doing?
Danny: Oh hey Mac, we were just watching Fo... *Lindsay elbows him* security tapes from the crime scene
Mac: Right okay.. so Stella ...
Stella: *Staring at Mac totally zoned out*
Mac: Stella!
Stella: Oh right yeah sorry it's just that.. has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Lt. Dan Taylor from Forrest Gump
Mac: Right..okay so Lindsay did you get anything from the finger prints
Lindsay: No match in any database.. now that you mention it Stella her kinda does look like Lt.Dan
Stella: *Still keeps staring at Mac*
Mac: Stella, will you please pay attention
Stella: Sorry it's just that ...
Mac: I know, you think I look like Lt. Dan now can we please move on, what was that substance you found on the vics shirt?
Stella: oh yeah well I found some ... (names all theses scientific things)
Mac: okay which is found in many foods so what is it?
Stella: ice-cream, Lt. Dan, ice-cream!
hahahaaa and the end is great !!! :))
I've only just come across this, but i'll give it a shot lol.
*Mac, Stella, Lindsay & Danny are in the lab looking over evidence*
Mac: Is it just me or it really hot in here? *takes off jacket*
Stella: It is a bit, so i found some blo...
Mac: I don't mean just hot, like really hot *starts unbuttoning shirt*
Stella: Mac what are you doing?
*Lindsay and Danny are just standing there*
*Mac is now topless*
Lindsay: Have you been working out Mac?
Mac: Yep! :)
Stella: *stares*
Danny: You call that working out Mac? *Danny now takes off his shirt*
Lindsay: *stares*
Stella: *still stairing*
Mac: *flex's muscles*
Stella: Nice guns, *touches Mac arms*
Lindsay: *touches Dannys arms*
Flack: *walks in* Hey guys i found out who our john d...whatttt the hell?
Danny: It was Macs fault
Mac: Not my fault the air conditioning doesn't work
Stella: Oh no i like it this way....i mean, we should get them fixed.
Lindsay: Yeah totally
Flack: geez your right, it is hot in here *Starts taking off shirt*
Stella and Lindsay: *both look at each other with big grins*
LOL, that was so stupid :P
I was just writing anything, first thing that came to my mind.
Flack: geez your right, it is hot in here *Starts taking off shirt*
Stella and Lindsay: *both look at each other with big grins*
This was awesome. Now for my very,veeery bad one:
Stella://I haven't seen Mac in a while..hope he's okay. Maybe I should go over...//
(A few hours later)
Stella:*outside Mac's house* Mac?..*knocks door*
*weird noises*
Stella: Mac?! Are you okay? *gets spare key, opens door*
*Mac is standing on a table, singing:*
Mac:First I was afraid, I was pertrfied...*sees Stella*
*girlsih scream* St-Stella!
Stella:O_o
Mac:O.O
...
Mac: How long were you there?
Mac:First I was afraid, I was pertrfied...*sees Stella*
*girlsih scream* St-Stella!
Stella:O_o
Mac:O.O
...
Mac: How long were you there?
Hahaha!
that's hilarious! LOL :D
*There are some criminals in the lab. The taxi killer and Shane. Every CSI is there. Danny is holding his little daughter.*
Danny*to Shane*: Here. Babysit her a second.
Lindsay: Danny you can't give our daugher to this man.
*She takes her daughter and says to the taxi killer*:
Here. Take care of her. We want to have a nice evening.
Then the others: Yes, no its much better.
*They all go to Sullivan's*
How was that?
they all are sooo great :'))
*Danny has argued with Lindsay and need a friend to talk to, and goes to Don.* *Danny knocks on the door and Don opens*
Danny: Hey, Don. I need a friend to talk to. *almost crying* Can I come in?
*Don slams the door right in his face*
Angell: Whats going on? *half-naked*
Don: Quick, under the bed. *stressed*
*Don opens the door again*
Danny: Was that A...
Don: THE TV. YEP, THE TV. DEFINIATELY.
"Danny: Hey, Don. I need a friend to talk to. *almost crying* Can I come in?
*Don slams the door right in his face*
Angell: Whats going on? *half-naked*
Don: Quick, under the bed. *stressed*"
:))) :P keep adding :)
*Adam was walking on the street, on his way to work, He sees a coin on the street. Suddenly a small Lindsay appears in his left.*
Small Lindsay: Don't even think about it, Adam !! Someone left that coin there and maybe he'll come back for it!!
Adam: Lindsay ??
SL: Yes, it's me ! Now move on ! Forget about the coin!
Adam: The coin ? The shiny coin ? *makes puppy eyes looking at the coin*
Small Danny *appers in his right*: Take it !!
Adam: Danny ??
SD: Take the coin, Adam !
SL: Leave it there, Adam! Danny, shut up!
SD: What ?? I was saying..he should take the coin and ..give it to that old lady over there *points at some poor grandma on the street*
Adam: Guys..I..just..that coin looks like
SL: Looks like nothing! Forget about it and move on! You're not a theif, Adam! You're a good person!
SD: Adam, come on, man..take it..*whispering* you'll bye nice things with it..you know what I'm talkin' about..forget about Lindsay and that old lady..have fun!! Be adventurous!
SL: Danny, shut up!! Adam, is this who you are ? Is this who you really are? Do you really need a coin?
Adam: Not ..really..*very confused takes one step back*
SD: Adam, go closer to it..pick it up!! Nothing bad's gonna happen! See how it shines ?
Adam: yeeeah *wants the coin*
SL: No, Adam! Wrong !!
Adam: yes..wrong ..*doesn't want the coin*
*A speeding car passes and makes a loud noise so Adam covers his ears. He wakes up in the lab, realising he hasn't finished a test. Danny and Lindsay come in, talking..laughing..*
Lindsay: Hey, Adam!
Danny: What'up, man? You fell asleep?
*Adam gets up and runs in an instant faster than the wind*: Leave me alooooooneeee !!!
Aiden: 'tsup!
Jess: Hey..*looks around*
Aiden: so..you're Flack's girl..
Jess: Yeah..*smiles*
Aiden: Ok..ok..well..welcome! I'm Aiden, former CSI..
Jess: Yeah I know..I've seen pics with you..*simles* It's nice out here..
Aiden: Yup..come on pick your stuff, we're going to your new home!
Jess *smiles but can't hold it anymore*: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!..
Aiden *turns around* : Girl, what're you doin' ? Stop crying !
Jess: I want baaaack !! I wanna go home..to MY home..*cries louder*
Aiden *hugs her* : Come on..here's not bad..Trust me !
jess: But I'll miss him.. :((
Aiden: No you won't ..come here, let me show you smth!
*Aiden snaps her fingers and they're suddenly in a room with a big window. They look through it and see the CSIs"
Jess: Don!!! *Trying to reach him* There he is!..
Aiden: Yup..that's Don.. Are you feeling better now ? You can see him from here every day if that's what you want.. you can see anybody..
Jess *whipes her tears*: Really ?
Aiden: No..just kiddin'..*takes off the poster with the CSIs*
Jess: But..I saw him..it was him..
Aiden: No..it wasn't..
Jess: But..
Aiden: But nothing! You think that because I died I have to accept you? Your relation with him ? I would have become his girl ! Me !!
Jess: What ?? Do you know who I am?
Aiden: You're nobody !
Jess: Wooohh..wait! I just came here ! How can you welcome me like this ?
Aiden: Sorry..Hi, I'm Aiden.
Jess: I'm Jess!
*they kiss on the cheeck*
Aiden: Want some cookies ?
Jess: No, thanks !
Aiden:..Ok..uhm..
Jess: Can I use the bathroom?
Aiden: Sure..the second door on the right!
Jess: Thanks !
Aiden: No problem :)
*Jess goes..aaand she comes back*
Aiden: Ok..do..you..want me to take your coat?
Jess: Oh...sure!
Aiden: Ok ! Takes it and puts it in the wardrobe.
Jess: Ok..better now..
Aiden: Ok..so where were we ?
Jess: You were calling me a bitch !
Aiden: Yeah !! No..I wasn't !
Jess: No ?
Aiden: Noo..*confused*
Jess: Ok..but you were totally saying smth about me ..and you and..Don..
Aiden: Yeah! I should have been with him..if it wasn't for that DJ Pratt..
Jess: Well, you died ! And ..that's that ! And now..
Aiden: And now you died too!! Ha !!
Jess *looks at Aiden*: yeah..*calm* that's..true..
Aiden *looks at Jess* : so...we're both dead..he's there..
Jess: Who knows who he'll meet..
Aiden: Yeah..
Jess: Hey, you know Danny had a kid with Lindsay?
Aiden: Danny's a father ?? *excited* Wait..who's Lindsay?
Jess: I'll tell all about them..
*they go away happy chatting*