"I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death-whinny?"
I'm with Candi...my favorite line is Captain Hammer's line from the "Perfect Day" Song:
"This is so nice. I just might sleep with the same girl twice. They say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff."
[groupies: "We do the weird stuff!"]
Oh and how could I forget...
"You got a little crush, don't you Doc? Well that's gonna make this hard to hear. See, later I'm gonna take little Penny back to my place, show her the Command Center, Hammer Cycle, maybe even the Ham-Jet. You think she likes me now? I'm gonna give Penny the night of her life. Just because you want her, and I get what you want. See, Penny's giving it up. She's givin it up hard, cause she's with Captain Hammer. and THESE are not the hammer."
And I've omitted the other great line at the end of this that's already been mentioned :-)
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Oh goodnees, look at my wrist! I gotta go.
My penis is the hammer.
"What a crazy random happenstance!"
"Trust your instincts"
"I say succsesful in that I archieved my objective it was less succesfull in that I inadvertently introduced my arch nemesis to te girl of my dreams"
"Peace but not literaly"
"I mean, if you're gonna get into the Evil League of Evil, you have to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think Bad Horse didn't work on his whinny? His terrible death-whinny?"
"The Hammer is my penis."
"Oh goodnees, look at my wrist! I gotta go"
"smoother an old lady""Do I even know you?"
"The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it."
=D
Also love "...someone like Bad Horse." "The thoroughbred of sin!?!"
"Wow, sarcasm. That's original."
"Destroying the status quo, because the status is NOT quo. The world is a mess and I just need to rule it."
"I also need to be a little bit more careful about what I say on this blog, apparently the LAPD and Captain Hammer are among our viewers."
So many good lines to choose from!
"Balls."
"I just might sleep with the same girl twice. I hear it's better the second time. I hear they like to do the weird stuff."
"We have a problem with her."
"We totally had sex."
and most of the above quotes.
"This is so nice. I just might sleep with the same girl twice. They say it's better the second time. They say you get to do the weird stuff."
[groupies: "We do the weird stuff!"]
"You got a little crush, don't you Doc? Well that's gonna make this hard to hear. See, later I'm gonna take little Penny back to my place, show her the Command Center, Hammer Cycle, maybe even the Ham-Jet. You think she likes me now? I'm gonna give Penny the night of her life. Just because you want her, and I get what you want. See, Penny's giving it up. She's givin it up hard, cause she's with Captain Hammer. and THESE are not the hammer."
And I've omitted the other great line at the end of this that's already been mentioned :-)
"The thoroughbred of sin?"
"I meant Gandhi."
Billy: "I don't love these!"
Moist: "Do you need anything dampened, or made soggy?" (I find that line hilarious and i don't know why). :-p