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Ok, this was inspired by the article "10 Things You Never Knew About James Wilson" in the James E. Wilson spot. It is not meant to be taken seriously. I just wrote this for laughs. Hope you guys enjoy.
1. Her first word was “party” and her second word was “pants.”
She didn’t believe it until her parents showed her videotape evidence of this.
2. Her first boyfriend was a guy who was in her high school chess club.
She prefers not to think about this phase of her life.
3. She briefly wished she was a lawyer during the doctor vs. lawyer paintball match so that she could shoot House.
She ended up shooting Larry Rusekis, Attorney at Law, instead.
4. In order to earn some extra money, she once got a job as a lifeguard.
But she has no pictures of “Lifeguard Cuddy” much to House’s dismay.
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Fan fiction by 
Cuddles
posted
1 year ago
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(I just want to say one thing, if you rate it low please tell me why, thanks)
All my dreams were in vain
so why am I still dreaming again and again?
It's like I wouldn't know any better.
No matter
what I do or plan
I failed...and will be failing again.
It's like I'm lost at see
and everything here is me.
No ship and no shore
Am I lost forevermore?
My once hoping heart
slowly starts to fall apart.
And no one is here to catch my fall
nothing has changed after all.
I'm cold inside
and I got no place to hide.
Sadness has taken over me
I don't know how to break free
All left alone
my heart feels like it's made of stone
No one to talk to no one to miss
to love to hate or to kiss
I'm crying
but though I'm trying
no one is coming to rescue me
the cry was too silent even for me.
I live my life as I always do
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One fine day, Lisa Cuddy and Baby Rachel were window shopping.
"Oooooo look at that skirt Rachel! Mummy would look amazing in that!" said Cuddy, pointing
at a tight black skirt displayed in a shop window.
Rachel responded with some weird baby noises which seemed to be in agreement with Cuddy's observation.
Cuddy and Baby Rachel crossed the road, intending to visit the baby clothing store, when Cuddy noticed a quaint little shop called:
Mr Finklesworth's Emporium Of Merriful Wonderment
"Intriguing... Shall we go have a look in there Rachel?"
Rachel responded with more agreeing gurgles.
Cuddy and Rachel went into the store and were greeted by a bizarre smell - a mixture of bubble gum, frozen peas and leather pants.
"Ugh. Gross." said Cuddy.
"Ugh." said Baby Rachel.
"Hello." said a deep, creepy voice.
A small bald man wearing a floral dressing gown emerged from a dark corner of the store.
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