One fine day, Lisa Cuddy and Baby Rachel were window shopping.
"Oooooo look at that skirt Rachel! Mummy would look amazing in that!" said Cuddy, pointing
at a tight black skirt displayed in a shop window.
Rachel responded with some weird baby noises which seemed to be in agreement with Cuddy's observation.
Cuddy and Baby Rachel crossed the road, intending to visit the baby clothing store, when Cuddy noticed a quaint little shop called:
Mr Finklesworth's Emporium Of Merriful Wonderment
"Intriguing... Shall we go have a look in there Rachel?"
Rachel responded with more agreeing gurgles.
Cuddy and Rachel went into the store and were greeted by a bizarre smell - a mixture of bubble gum, frozen peas and leather pants.
"Ugh. Gross." said Cuddy.
"Ugh." said Baby Rachel.
"Hello." said a deep, creepy voice.
A small bald man wearing a floral dressing gown emerged from a dark corner of the store.
"Uh, hi. I'm just looking thanks." said Cuddy.
"I can sense that you are women of great passion and great buttocks. Please follow me." said the bald man.
Cuddy reluctantly followed the man to the back of the store.
"These are for you." said the man.
He handed her a bright red thong.
"What the f..."
"This is your destiny Lisa Cuddy. Wear this thong and all your dreams will come alive."
"How do you know my name?!" Cuddy yelled.
"I know all." said the bald man.
"You are creeping me out. I'm leaving."
"Fine! But if you do not accept your destiny, an evil curse will fall on your head and you will be damned for eternity!"
Cuddy ran out of the store and went straight home.
After feeding Baby Rachel and putting her down for a nap, Cuddy decided to have a nap for herself. She went into her bedroom and threw herself down on her bed.
She couldn't quite get comfortable so decided to fluff up her pillows. But what she discovered under pillow shocked her to her core.
"The Thong Of Destiny! The bald man's prophesy! HOLY CRAP!"
Cuddy cautiously put the thong and adjusted it for maximum comfort. She went over to the full-length mirror and inspected her butt.
"Oh my god... my ass... it looks... AMAZING!"
Cuddy's ass did indeed look spectacular.
"That creepy man was right! My butt looks phenomenal! This will change my life! I will possess the greatest ass in the history of the universe! It is my destiny!"
And that is the story of how Dr Lisa Cuddy came to have the greatest ass that you will ever see.
|
Join this Club
Invite friend 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHHAH! !!!
OMG1!!!! LMFAO!!!
Oh dear lord, I was pissing myself all of the way through that!!
This goes in my favourites, and like I said, I'll now love you forever!
Just awesome!
just perfect!! lol
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
i never EVER laugh out loud at fanfics, but i did at this one!!!!
Sign In or join Fanpop to add your comment