Fave Cuddy Quotes!!!!

"I'll be on your couch with a shotgun in my lap in case you try to make a limp for the border"
Cuddy to House in House's Head

Cuddy:"When I hired you, I knew you were insane. I will continue to try and stop you from doing insane things, but once they're done. Trying to convince an insane person not to do insane things is, in itself, insane, so when I hired you I also set aside $50,000 a year for legal expenses. So far you've come in under budget." [#109 DNR]

Nice!!!!!!!!

"Do you like me House?"
-Lisa Cuddy; Insensitive

Oohh..i'll put one of my favourites first.

House: Where are you meeting her?
Cuddy: A little place called 'Follow Me And Your Urologist Will Be Buying Himself A New Yacht'. - LMAO. So kickass. ;)

LOLOL!!!! I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!

OMG, even MORE kickass- CUDDY'S GONNA TORTURE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOUSE: Why would a guy voluntarily shove a metal object into an electrical socket?

CUDDY: I'm getting closer and closer to knowing the answer.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuddy: The only good side to this is that now I own your ass.
-Cuddy to House; Words and Deeds. XD

House: See, this is why I don't waste money on shrinks, cause you give me all these really great insights for free.

Cuddy: Shrink. If you would consider going to a shrink, I would pay for it myself. The hospital would hold a bake sale, for God's sake.

I've always loved that one.:P

Nice quote!

Cuddy: House, I'm not naive.

"So many people. So much energy and drama just trying to find someone who's almost never the right person anyway. It just..shouldn't be so hard. "

-Lisa Cuddy; Act Your Age

Cuddy to Wilson after Cameron has stormed off: "She's not nearly as delightful as she thinks she is."
Cane & Able

Cuddy: House. Do you have a minute to be disemboweled?

Ugly

LOL I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuddy: Sweetsauce!
House: Its a nickname.
Cuddy: An ironic nickname...

Living the Dream

^^ Lol great choice.

Here's my favourite quote about Cuddy ever, it might even be my favourite quote from House MD.

"You see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be, what you don't see is what everybody else sees: the giant gaping chasm in between."

"Call the make a wish foundation."
Cuddy to House in Half-Wit.

House:Im going home
Cuddy:To what?

Something in the lines of
: "Is your yelling designed to scare me? More yelling that's not scary, that you'll hit me that's scary but I'm pretty sure I could outrun you."

Cuddy: That son of a bitch is best doctor that we have.

"I don't hate him."
Cuddy to Cameron in humpty dumpty

"Enough of the fore play are you going to kiss me or what?"House to Cuddy in One Day One Room

Wilson: Calm down.
Cuddy: I am calm. *goes over to med student* *cuts of tie* I warned you. *walks back over to Wilson* See, I did that calmly.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC SCENE.

House: You’re supposed to stop me. Renegotiate.

Cuddy: Hmm, and you were supposed to keep on walking. Sorry, I guess we both screwed up. Go on, do it again.

XDDD I love this scene!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

^^ Oh I love that scene too Ellen-Smile

About Cuddy:

Chase (to House): She's scarier than you. XD

Cuddy:

"Sometimes an ass is just an ass."