10 Things You Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks or La Push
1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of vampires (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of werewolves stands between you and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) or you’ll end up dead before you can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the top of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad werewolves that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio or amtoic bomb is probably near by and heard you. What should you do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member or Bella.
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