| mail, motherfucker (scot's email) |
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mail, motherfucker (scot's email)
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| this is definitley where parked my car (cooper) |
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this is definitley where parked my car (cooper)
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| This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy... |
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This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
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| have a very special day for a very special little... |
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have a very special day for a very special little man(swiss guard)
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| oh i'm sorry but someone pissed all over mine last... |
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oh i'm sorry but someone pissed all over mine last night(bert)
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| You got steamed up, pissed as a fart. Too much... |
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You got steamed up, pissed as a fart. Too much salsa! (football hooligan)
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| I give her a trunky in the tradesman and have her... |
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I give her a trunky in the tradesman and have her lick me yarbles
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| Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your... |
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Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!(cooper)
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| I got robbed it was awesome- (jamie) |
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I got robbed it was awesome(jamie)
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| Ow! My robot balls! Error! Error! Error!(- robot... |
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Ow! My robot balls! Error! Error! Error!(robot guy)
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| 'There's so many penises"This is the biggest... |
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'There's so many penises"This is the biggest sausage fest on earth"(scot)
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| put your clothes back on, white boy! (baker) |
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put your clothes back on, white boy! (baker)
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| England is the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can... |
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England is the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there(cooper
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| Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of... |
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Go on,you French bastards!Get on the other side of the road,you pricks!(hooligan)
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| Scotty, its not you, its me. Oh wait, there I go lying... |
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Scotty,its not you,its me.Oh wait,there I go lying again!Wait,it WAS you(fiona)
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| "That's nice. And where's Burt?" "fuck if i... |
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"That's nice. And where's Burt?" "fuck if i know"(scot's parents)
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| Oh yes! Very soon! They are building it... |
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Oh yes! Very soon! They are building it now!(bratislava guy)
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