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Fan fiction by
tvluva49
posted
8 months ago
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Peter: Lois, what is this?
Lois: A burger Peter. What’s wrong with it?
Peter: It’s a burger.
Lois: That’s what you ordered.
Peter: I ordered a kid’s meal burger.
Lois: You order that every time.
Peter: My burger is too big. I need the smaller one.
Lois: Just eat the damn burger Peter.
Peter: No! I will not stand for this mutiny! I need to talk to the manager.
(He walks up to the manager).
Peter: Uh yeah, I ordered a kid’s meal burger and got a regular burger. I’d like a refund.
Manager: (Talks in Spanish).
Peter: Oh great.
Lois: Peter, let’s just leave.
Peter: No no I got it. Hola! Me el burger es too grande! Me likey a smaller one!
(The manager rolls his eyes at Peter and takes the burger).
Peter: See Lois, even this stupid Mexican employee understands where this would be a problem.
Lois: Peter! That’s racist!
Manager: Sir, this burger-
Peter: (to Lois) oh look, the Mexican is talking to us. (To manager) I can’t understand you! Speak clearer please!
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Megan "Meg" Griffin (born either 1990 or 1991 according to Not All Dogs Go To Heaven) is the oldest child of Peter and Lois Griffin. She has two brothers; Chris and Stewie. She also has one half-brother Bertram.
Biography
Meg lives in the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island, where she attends James Woods High School as a junior. Meg is constantly seen trying desperately to be part of the "cool crowd."
When Family Guy debuted in 1999, she was 15 years old. She was then turned 16 in the episode "I Never Met the Dead Man" (she got her drivers license) and remained that age throughout the show's initial run. She officially turned 17 in the episode "Peter's Two Dads."
Meg was originally the sweet teenage daughter who usually took the blame for the terrible things done by members of her family. But over the years, the writers stripped Meg down to a desperate teenager who is hardly noticed by her family. (For example, in an earlier episode, Peter tries a anger management technique by writing letters and not sending them (Meg's said, "Meg, for the first 4 years of your life, I thought you were a housecat", while Stewie's said "Get...
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The Day All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your Bed and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! Said Peter As He Was In The Bed With Lois. Ok Dad! Said Chris. Chris Got Out Of His Bed and Went To The Living Room To Play Videos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. Said Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. Said Meg. Yeah But Do You Know What Today Is? Said Peter. What? Said Meg. Fart Day!! Said Peter As He Farted In Meg's Face. No Dad!! Said Meg As She Run Around The House. Come Back Here. I'm Get You Yeah I'm Going Got To Get You. Said Peter. Blaaaa!! Said Meg As She Throw Up On The Living Room Carpet. Oh Meg On The Living Room Carpet. Said Peter. Lois Comes Down To The Living Room With Her Holding Stewie In Her Arm. Oh My God!! Meg Are Okay? Said Lois Looks Like Someone Is Going To Clean Up That Puke. Said Stewie No Dad Fart In My Face In My Bed. Said Meg Peter!! Said Lois What I Was Just Teaching Her That Everyone Farts. Said Peter You Farted In My Face. Said Meg Meg Go To Your Room!!...
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